2.21.2006

Aggravation Gestation

Alright you poor, poor men. *shaking head*

I feel your pain... and I don't know how you do it.

Really, enlighten me on how to get through the fucking bullshit fact that I have to be Dom all the fucking time lately?

I mean, statistics show that you guys lead 84% of the time in the bedroom. Soooo... There must be a time when you're sick of being the instigator.... AM I WRONG?

How do you cope with that shit? !?!? Does it get you as fucked up in the head as I am right now? Or is this just a woman thing....

Ever just want to be submissed? Of course ya fucking do!!! So wtf? Educate me on the ways of dealing with this fucked up scenario in my life because the road doesn't look any better in the ways of Emma getting pinned and pumped. God fucking damnit, I'm downright livid about it.

I'm tired of fucking god damnit, somebody fuck me... it's an issue, and it's growing to a massive proportion of bottled up psycho-nympho submissive turmoil rage.

I'm sick of the sick husband... and the need for all the pussy I've had in the last week to be submissive.... Seriously.

Christ I just want somebody to wrap their fucking hands around my arms and push me onto the bed...
be rough, really, I could give a fuck right now.
And call me names, tell me what you want to do to me, have your way with my body and leave me in a sweaty heaving mess on the floor.

Or spank my ass, spread my cheeks apart and finger me... Anything you do after that of course won't matter because, well... I just won't give a fuck if it means I'm caving to ya.
Call me dirty bitch, tie me up and tease me with heat and ice.... rip off my clothes and make me serve 'it' to you... Fuck that, I really don't fucking care as long as it means I'm getting bruised in the process.

is that too fucking much to ask?!?!?! Jesus...

No more of this "take me Emma" or "You want it, work for it" bullshit. I want it served to me bitches.

K. So I'm on a mission from God to be Dominated.

I don't care if you're a man or woman, better if both at the same time but *shrug* I'll take what I can get. I'm accepting applications for somebody to thrash and use me... This could work well for two reasons:

1. Just listening to you mother fuckers talk dirty to me will inspire me to pummel my husband again(or some innocent bystander).
-or-
2. I will show up at your door and not leave until you drive it deep and pull my hair... especially you saucy women god damnit.

I consider this a plea for help, a sick sick sick one... But I can't go on trying to hurt myself here people... just something humilating about throwing yourself against the wall, you see.... and... God damnit I just want fucked... that's all... just fucked.

K, thank you.

**This has been a special service announcement by Everything Nice... This woman will self-destruct in 24 hours if not disabled.**



143 Comments:

Blogger sassinak said...

this post rocks.

dude i'm not a domme and i want to toss you into walls. and then refuse to do it again

:P


*grin*

8:27 PM, February 21, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

K, you know what Sass, I could think of nobody better for that job.

thanks for reminding me just how much i want you.

8:37 PM, February 21, 2006  
Blogger Mongoose said...

You dirty girl...I'll throw it to you...No, you know what?

I'll wait till you think you are alone, and just watch you...Watch and wait...Watch you unpack the groceries, throw the mail on the counter, take your jacket off. What was that noise?
"Hello? Somebody here?" You ask.
You flip through the mail while walking back to the family room and that is when I walk in behind you. And then just as you feel the presence of someone, I pull your hair back and cover your mouth as you scream (not so much out of fear, but utter excitement). "Don't move," I would breathe into your ear before biting your neck. I would then force you over the side of the couch, still never allowing you to turn around...Unbuckle those tight, tight jeans...Oooooo, no panties today? I think you've been wanting something, because you are already wet....I can smell your scent envelope the room....Then I enter you and force your head into the cushions of the couch.

I dig my nails into your ass as you squeal with delight. One *SMACK* Two *SMACK*, Three *SMACK*! I ram into you with all of the might built up over a five hour car drive thinking about your body and this moment. Just as our bodies break into full sweat, I pull your hair to draw your head to me and kiss you full on the mouth as we climax together, still not allowing you to see me...

I tell you not to move, I adjust then leave as silently as I entered...

Just a thought though...

8:56 PM, February 21, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

OMG. Sugar.. MIKE.

Murphy, you sexy bitch.. Im utterly speechless and yours...

for atleast an hour.

8:56 PM, February 21, 2006  
Blogger sassinak said...

em: i always try to oblige?

:)

be well lady!

8:59 PM, February 21, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Ummm.. Blondie... I uhhh. HOLY FUCK.

Alright dammit, gimme a toss or two wouldja?

Sug- call the fucker and wake him UP!

9:03 PM, February 21, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Id like to choke on that mongoose.. he better hook me the FUCK UP with cyber sex or I'll be all over his shit whether he likes it or not!!!

Christ, I'm reading that shit 5 times and bending over for him right the fuck NOW. And I'm even on the couch, who knew?

damn mr. mongoose.. just... damn.

Sass- *blushing* wow.

9:14 PM, February 21, 2006  
Blogger Mongoose said...

Glad I could help out. Let me know how I can be of assistance.

9:17 PM, February 21, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

K, with the vision of Sass throwing me, Blondies beautiful breasts, Sug and Mike, Murphy cornering me in a room and telling me to take my clothes off, and goose taking me on the couch...

i think i need my masturbation station... thanks for the blogger orgy... keep this shit up and I may just be right by morning...

jesus. wow.

do me fuckers.

9:17 PM, February 21, 2006  
Blogger TequilaGuy said...

Emma.

9:33 PM, February 21, 2006  
Blogger Baby Daddy said...

I'd have you pulling pieces of flannel out of your teeth for a week.

12:33 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Baby Daddy said...

NIN says it best, Em.


you let me violate you you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you you let me complicate you
help me i broke apart my insides help me i've got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me help me get away from myself
i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex i can smell
help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
through every forest, above the trees
within my stomach, scraped off my knees
i drink the honey inside your hive
you are the reason i stay alive

12:34 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Suze said...

Em, you know what I would do to you if you came over. Buy that ticket now you bitch.

How's that?

*spanks your ass*

4:15 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

God Bless you Emma for writing that.......I've been trying to put that need into words and finally you did it for me!!!! I think I'll print that out and just hand it out and see who thinks they can handle that request!!!

5:22 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Jody said...

lets just say if you show up here I am going to beat the shit out of you with my cock.

5:24 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Can't help ya out here Em,
I'm too busy having NICE sex...
I shouldn't complain, I know I shouldn't complain and yet...
It's too eary, I need coffee.
Someone bring me a NICE cup of coffee.

6:10 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger da buttah said...

ahhhhhhh.

see, now i feel bad for being all submissive in the bedroom. but c'mon...it's just hot as hell when a guy just makes you his own personal sex toy

god. i love it.

uch. i hate being single!!

6:10 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Romantic Perv said...

Em, Em, Em,

Why are you hiding behind the elloquence of your words and just tell us how you are really feeling today?

--SM

6:11 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

I'm not sure I needed to read this post this morning...What's the deal with women who actually want...nay...crave sex? Where do you come from?

My wife's sex drive is in park lately and I need my release too damnit!

I'm so pent up I'd give you the fucking you deserve Emma! I'm sure I'd cum so hard inside you that you'd taste it...

I'm not going to describe exactly what I'd do with you because damnit, you'd get your release and I'd be even more frustrated....

Damn!

6:25 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

for a second there it sounded like you wanted to be beaten down and raped. that shit is totally hot!

6:28 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger sassinak said...

elle: fucking word

em: feeling better yet?

6:55 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Morning Bitches!!! Who's first?

HAHA.

k...

Tequila Guy - Yes?

Dom- OMG at flannel... Memories *sigh* do you still have those sheets? I'll bring the NIN if you do... just spread it out in an uncomfortable place, like the back of a Volkswagen.

Suze - Not sure what turns me on more, you just saying that... or that hot fucking english accent when saying it.... I'm COMING!!!

Jay - *giggle* so, bondage? I've got big balls, and any hot nut in my mouth is welcome, but only if face fucking....

Kristen- Yes, use it... like a flyer... post the fucker, then sit on my face and tell me that you love me.

Other Jay - oh man, you got my heart-on... beat me blue you sexy fucker... beat me blue.

Madame - Nothing wrong with NICE sex, but I'm tired of NICE... I want NAUGHTY!!!! DIRTY ROUGH MESSY SLOPPY DOWNRIGHT DIRTY FUCKING. Coffee?

Buttah - Yeah, you see... I've been initiating for so long that now I'm just like... on the edge of beating the shit outta myself here. I get tired of being the Dom after awhile... just can't exert the effort at ALL.
And you know, if you ever want to be sub or dom for me... I'll compromise... and I'm serious. very.

Silent Man- You know, I think I have trouble expressing myself.

Dammit Dan- quit being a fucknut and let it go... I don't give a rats ass how frustrated you are, can't you see I NEED you? Sorry to hear about the wife... I'll be your wife for an evening... but only if I can taste it from the inside.

Scumbag - Yeah, SO?!?!? Is concentual rape still rape? K, that's a sensitive subject... let's call it objectional fornication... and yes you sexy white trash fucker... it's your fault... it was those fucking pictures of you in TN!!!! dammit.

Sass - LOL.. dammit no, but that could change by the end of the day... depending on how fired up I am by 5. Oh, and werd too!

7:15 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Miss Emma - (raises hand)

Will there be a pop quiz??

Well, I'm taking notes anyway.

Couple things:

1. What are your thoughts on bondage?
2. I know you like the hair pulling from behind - but will it work in other directions?
3. When you yell "Oh God, please stop!! - Don't make me cum again!!" - are you just looking for more??
4. What are your thoughts on sex swings?? (When done right, you'd have no control of situation. And, hell - swinging while swinging - that's just fun!!)

I'm good at the writing part but I think I would excell in both the oral and practical areas.

7:18 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Snav - good, take notes... I'm coming for you.

1. bondage welcome, the tighter the more acceptable.

2. Yes, and if there's pigtails involved, pull them either direction, like handle bars even

3. Of course I fucking am!! Unless I use my safe word, then you really need to stop.

4. I own one, had a hard time convincing the parents why there were hooks in the ceiling, industrial ones even... HA.

Sug - LOL, now all we need is Mike...

7:27 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

well ... dammit. I could've saved a few bucks!

*throws away flowers and mongolian beef*

7:27 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I know somewhere in your mind you can talk dirty to me Thom fucker.

Why don't you whip my ass with the flowers and smother me in the beef?

jesus, softy.

7:28 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Ummm, Jelly donuts and latte's... this is a long long way from what I'm needing...

Did everybody go soft on me? Christ, okay then...

fine
fine, nobody wants me hot and needy... you want to basket weave or talk about flowers or some shit.

*sigh*

7:53 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

what is your kind of potpourri emma ?

8:00 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger KJ said...

Forget the jelly donuts. I have handcuffs Em and I know how to use them. Just fuckin' take your clothes off, lay down, shut up, let me handcuff you and........

8:01 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Lickathon?

and wtf is up with the potpourri? oh, I get it... Thoms soft. Thom, go away until you can make me cream my pants.

Kristen - I don't do the cuffs... I like the leather velcro wrist straps or the plastic zip ties they use for criminals... that way I don't need to worry about a key.

will that work for you?

8:05 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

err, I can work the PVC cop uniform sexy fucker.

my ass is yours for the taking.

I'm not pinning you though god DAMMIT we did that last time, it's all about me. ME.

8:13 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

I want NAUGHTY!!!! DIRTY ROUGH MESSY SLOPPY DOWNRIGHT DIRTY FUCKING.

Yes the elusive naughty,dirty fuck!


Very rare in these parts.


hehehe, parts!

Thanks for the coffe, how about a little sugar?

8:21 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

someone say PVC?


Needing abuse Emma?

Needing forceful attention?

You poor poor nymph, bitch, slut.

Needing the trick?

8:23 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

Alright Emma....you can be my wife for a night and I'll use you up baby!!

I have a sinus infection myself right now but I'm taking cold medicine so I'm ready to go. Course, even if I could only breath out of one nostril and barely hold my head up I'd still pound you for a night.

I really should get more action...

8:26 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

sorry about bringing up a sensitive subject (consentual rape). let's instead talk about how i hate everyone that isn't a white u.s. citizen..........

8:26 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Madame - Sure, Ill share my sugar... but you have to make me.
Ummm, anybody remember that song 'sugar walls' by sheena easton?

banned from radio, beautiful.

Blondie - Again, we can't be having the responsibility of a key, you gotta know this.
God, I adore you... like nothing I've ever adored before.

Helskel - *choke* err.. you... See fucker, you had me at that. The trick? The trick? oh my god, gimme you.

Dan- noted, double the cold meds so you're extra jumpy and irritated, then slap my ass as hard as you can... you'll feel better.

Scum- I think you even hate some white people actually, can I interest you in an ice pack? I bought a costco size box of them just for this occasion.

8:27 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

blondie...I'd prefer to know if your tits have a little release button.....

'course, that's just me.

Now time to slap Emma's ass.....

8:39 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

K, little release button works. And I'll answer out of sheer courtesy for blondie...

all women have a little release button but it's not on our tits, it's between our fucking legs.

slap it.

8:39 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

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8:42 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

I can tell you want me - my sugar walls -
it's impossible to hide.
Your body's on fire
admit it! Come inside.
My sugar walls
my sugar walls.
Come inside my sugar walls
my sugar walls
my sugar walls.
Come spend the night inside my sugar walls

Unfortunately I do remember, child of the '80's!

8:43 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Totally hot song, so much better than "Naughty girls need love" by Samantha Fox... THOUGH!!!!

Touch me, by Samantha Fox still rocks the amatuer night. K, that's nice, now we have hot music for atmosphere...

children of the 80's unite... we call all sing Erotic City.

I should totally post my strip-set.

8:43 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

I'll only slap it if you let me kiss it better after....and lick it, then nibble it, then suck it, then lick it some more....

8:44 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Madame X said...

Of course I was only a child when that song was released!

hahahahahahah

8:46 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i don't need no damn ice pack!! a cold beezo and some hot pussy will do me just fine.

8:51 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i said "do me".

8:51 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Okay, well the Scumbag can I have the ice pack? I'm not doing you fucker... Im not...

You have to do me. but there could be beer involved absolutely.

Murphy, you can slap my pussy if it suits you, just no spitting!!!

That goes for you too Jay and Dan... no SPITTING!

8:52 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Dan said...

I don't spit during sex....I spurt at the end though....

9:02 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

errr... ummmm... I feel tag teamed, AWESOME!

Anybody down for DP?

9:23 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Matt Vella said...

So much for standing up and walking around the office for a while. Thanks Sass... :P

9:25 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger ShyRocket said...

Hmmm, very high voltage over here today... watch for lightening strikes.

9:39 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Blondie - You mean you never saw a spitter? I totally shoulda showed you that porno.... eductional and gross all at the same time.

Jay- finish the girl you knew.... and oh! hee hee photos?!?!? *blushing*
You have to send one first fucker.

Shy- It's your fault... pin me.

9:47 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

9:54 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger ShyRocket said...

I would love to take the blame... strike you like lightening... spin you like a tornado and thunder you like a storm... buuuut, I seem to recall that Shy's not that assertive.

9:54 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

ummm.. yes you are, you're just not extroverted. I can recall a couple of times you climaxed the hot talk.

don't deny your need to abuse me... hotel room and all, beautiful.

9:55 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

satisfying yes... so why not think 'out of the box' and be assertive?

i need you in the box shy... just not yours.... MINE

10:01 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger ShyRocket said...

hmmm... (strumming fingers on desk)... I NEVER denied my need to abuse you... banish the thought! even more satisfying, perhaps, would be fulfilling your need to be abused.

10:02 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

10:06 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Something's wrong with my cock errr or clock on my computer.

10:07 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger ShyRocket said...

huh... we seem to be in a time warp!

10:07 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Shy- I dare you to say something that sets me back a step or three... make me blank stare... c'mon, you can do it.

say it, just say it. In a public forum is even better, therapeutical even....

come on...

10:09 AM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the Goose can't handle you I'll e more than happy to fulfill exactly what it seems you want!!

10:14 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

You gotta love it when she dares you...

10:17 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*tapping fingers*

Magnum - wow, I can't say as I've ever seen you in this neck of the woods... welcum... I'll have you in as a double that way you guys can tag team me.

Helskel- Notice I never have to dare you? You melt me.

*tapping fingers and raising Shy a stern stare*

10:17 AM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tag team hell we'll take you at the same time and you may never be the same again.....

10:24 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I do DP just fine you fucker.

I would be the same, over and over and over and over again.


lemme moan for ya.

10:24 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I think shy ran away... DAMMIT.

Honestly Magnum... lick your palm before you do that... it will burn a little more.

10:28 AM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like fun! Would love to hear you moan and scream over and over and over again!!! Pull you hair and smack that ass!!

10:29 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

You nasty boy... alright, you're up to the challenge... let's go then.

seriously.

10:31 AM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll lick more than just my palm...

10:32 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

see. im all over you already!

10:32 AM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Name it!!

10:35 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Okay, mud pit in 5 minutes... I'll be all soft and pliable... just for the wrestling and all.. no monkey business in the pit.

after we'll shower each other off

Then you can push down on my head, stick your dick in my mouth and MAKE me take it from soft to hard in under ten seconds without the use of hands.

face fuck me even, then blow it down my throat. Anything that spurts out the sides of my mouth should wash away with the mud.

10:35 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger ShyRocket said...

Ah fuck... I just got hit on the back of the head with the Canadarm. BRB... "asshole fucking be careful" (making sign language beside helmut)

okay where were we?

10:37 AM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't be all over me I have you tied to a bed!!

10:38 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

look up....

10:41 AM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like mirrors on the ceiling and you look great from this position....

10:42 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

You really want to be owned today, don't ya E?

10:43 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Yes Helskel - leash and all. How about we break open the x-bar?

10:44 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

oooh, now you're talking.

Beg for permission to submit?


I'd lead you around on a leash...
after ordering you to put on the appropriate costume while I watch of course.

10:49 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Sug- That was a box of trix. LOL. The picture you sent didn't help tho, thanks!!! Jesus.

Helskel - You know what? You're really not that far away. Fucker, Im utterly speechless.

utterly. *sigh* dammit, you know... all this domination makes me want to tour.

10:52 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Helskel - I would beg for you.

10:56 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

*eats mongolian beef while watching the show*

10:57 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

It's true, just a divide away.

hmmmm, yes, if you're up to it someday.


I do have a mind to play.



(ah fuck, now you got me rhyming)

10:58 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger ShyRocket said...

Shy looks up... SMACK... Canadarm again... thus describing my life of the last seven days. WTF?

Okay Em, dares shmares... honey, in answer to YOUR wish, when we do meet face to face... I will say it ALL to you face to face and then some. You can be climactically assured of that sexual fact. And as an end game you will be a lot more than damp. (That's a lite adjective.) To hell with extroversion! Our introverted, fire side chats will pin you and exploit you - like the very leashes and collars you desire - without laying a single, wet-licked finger, bitten lip or talented soft tongue. You will be begging for the abuse to stop. And everything up to this deep and smouldering point is testimony to that aroused fact and you seductively but secretly know it. Don't worry, you'll get over the shock after a while.

Us meet? Yeah, we should probably order up some riot police to keep us apart. But then again, who would want to do that?

In the meantime, get back in the game and print me up some fresh smut. NOW!

11:00 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Murphy - nobody's fucked me yet... you game? We've been close though...

Jay - Hey, one can never have too many pics, but send one of your face baby.

Helskel - You said ''divide' like i'll do to my thighs welcoming your hot tongue to my pink folds.

Sug - Seriously, that one pic was good, good.. keep looking at that one... if you have any more of that guy, yes pls feel free and forward... so I can drool accordingly.

Shy - *blank stare*
fuck the coffee fucker... i'll schedule for the riot police... cause yeah, we may not need it at first for each other, but for the crowd that's going to gather to enjoy such a spectacle.

11:09 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

look here sugartits, no one takes that tone with the scumbag.

11:10 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

Let's leave the dividing to the x-bar.

The more toys the better.

The more toyish you act, the more fun you'll receive.

11:14 AM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you into hot wax and all....

11:18 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger ShyRocket said...

Be careful what you wish for... there's more where that came from. Okay I really need to go fix this fucking Canadarm, or beat the operator, so I'll catch ya later.

And like I said... "stay wet"...

11:18 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Just like a hot man to cum and go so quickly. I'll miss you SHy, and I'll be ready for the next dose... tee hee.

K, Helskel.. yeah, bind me and hang me... and I know you know what that means.... Watch the whip slaps on the sensitive backs of my thighs, wouldja?

Jay - any shot of you is my money shot.

Magnum - yes, but isn't evey lady?

11:23 AM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only the truly hot ones...so let me get this straight...bound, gagged, spanked, dripping hot wax, with moans and screams....you may very will be the perfect women!!

11:26 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

Haahahhahah! That's a goood one.

11:31 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I love you PBC, that was a precious story of romance, endurance, and tragedy.

and you too Magnum.. thanks for sticking it out.... So, do you just compete with the goose or do you guys team it up?

11:33 AM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Goose and I are a team in some places and compete in others but through it all we are the best of friends!

11:41 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Helskel said...

Emma,

So when is clitoris appreciation week?

(and don't say "every week you chauvenist fucker!")

11:43 AM, February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like ice and its many uses and pleasures!!

11:44 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Sug - yes call...

Magnum - Friends? *perk* I do the friend thing!!!! You guys have to share appropriately... no jealousy.

Helskel - How about I host you a private clitoris appreciation week, I'm not sure I could find enough female participants to pull that off... honestly.

Sullen - HOLLA!

11:45 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

"Call me dirty bitch, tie me up and tease me with heat and ice.... rip off my clothes and make me serve 'it' to you... Fuck that, I really don't fucking care as long as it means I'm getting bruised in the process."

!!AMEN!!

11:46 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

i think a lot of our blogs need a disclaimer sayin':

caution - pbc may post a comment here.

11:51 AM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

k... I will post the disclaimer.. thanks scum... now, we're fucking, right?

Sug - email checking now!

12:24 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Scumbag said...

this blog is the smuttiest thing i've ever seen. all you people ever talking about is fornication. now you have some you gentleman talking about masturbating barnyard animals!?! where will it stop?

12:30 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

handcuffs and other restraining aids are for weaklings who can't hold down their prey ... just do it with brute strength ...

12:38 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

Jeesus woman!

I know i'm not suppose to say anything , but for a petite little thing, you sure can pack away the Mongolian Beef!

12:56 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Err.. THOM'S IN THE HOUSE!!!

Sug - k, i see you workin' my email honey... gimme time


Leather back- R U New? Wanna teach me something?!?!? Come one baby... whisper... whisper.

1:02 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

God DAMN you Sugarpunk!! Hot fucker in my mailbox AGAIN...

will you please forward my IM to him with a request for location so I can add that fine ness to my social calendar?

Ummm.... PLEASE?!?!?

1:06 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Pearl - did you leave this message here? You mean your tits were offering their services and I missed it?!?!?!?

baby, bend me over and spank my ass with that pizza cutter... HOT. Really, you know you're a fine looking chick.

I cannot disclose the name of hot email guy on my comments... errr, but ID LIKE TO.

1:11 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

yeah , its ok ladies ...

1:16 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

anybody want to send more hotness to emma?

I'll do a slide show and then masturbate on web cam like that 9 1/2 weeks scene...

even get the slide projector working....

1:18 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I HAVE THE PAMPERED CHEF PIZZA CUTTER!!!!! IT's HUGE!!!

k, send me your email... we'll make it a daisy chain... tee hee.

Sug - you'd make a great assistant honey.. and well, *blush* you're not so bad yourself...errrr.

1:25 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

wow, i feel like a rock star - all these women sending my pics of their panties ... woohoo!

1:27 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Sooo.. Thom, you take pics of panties... or you wear them... I'm confused.

1:29 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Yes Sug - literally.

K, Murphy... seriously, everyone knows your topiary is not an arrow... it's a ...a.....errrr.

1:31 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

nice... NICE!

1:34 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

sorry to inform you all, i went into the men's room / shower facilities here at work, and it was too occupied for me to snap a few pics of me .... maybe later.

1:47 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

pearl, i emailed you a shot of murphy's asshole.

Planning and all.

1:57 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

seriously... im not sure about the wax though... I think Murphy's ass may be smooth...

It's the epilator I got him for Xmas, it's workin' for him.

2:15 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

ahhh ... now is a good time to plant my ass here and kill the comments section.

2:21 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

need an epilator thom? it hurts at first... but then... it's all good.

lemme do it for you.

2:29 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

um ... no thanks .... *gulp*


i better skidaddle before you do something else to me!

2:32 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

So, sug... tell me why Thom doesn't talk nasty to me.

2:52 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Im shakin' somethin alright... *sigh*

So all the hot mother fuckers apparently put their two cents in and bolted.

nice to leave a perty lady hanging like that... perhaps I should just not post an HNT and make em all suffer....

errrr... hmmmmmmm.

3:05 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

i'm your huckleberry

3:15 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Just listen to me cum and moan sug... I'll try to work in a giggle for ya too.

Thom- come on, just do it already, we all know you're not as shy as you think you are... sheesh!

I DARE YOU. DOUBLE DOG DARE EVEN.

3:39 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

Shit, i got double dog dared twice today! Once now, and once earlier at lunch with you!

Jesus woman!

Didn't you get enough of this?

Fine, let's do this again. This time, I'll make sure you won't be begging for more today.

3:43 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

yeah, do it fucker... DO IT.

3:46 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

I walk into your office, the look of raw lust in your eyes. You stand up to meet me. I grab you and turn you around, with unmatched force. My hands clasp at your wrists, Bending you over, forcing you face first on your desk. I breathe harshly into your ear, "I know how bad you want it, fucker. Here it comes." A moan of delight escapes you, as I release your arms, but yet you remain prone and vulnerable to me, as I quickly lift your skirt up past your hips. You hear my unzip my pants ...

3:53 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*stutter*

k, now talk about something we haven't done.

3:57 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

No fuck that, it's a fond memory... keep going.......

3:57 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

...You turn your head to see what I'm about to do to you. "Turn around, bitch," I order you and slap your firm ass sharply. You obey me and rest your head back on the desk, wiggling your hips, ready for entry. "Where is your fucking dildos?" I ask you. You point to the bottom drawer by your left leg. I kneel down, you can feel my breath on your leg as I open the drawer. I find what I am looking for and closed the drawer. "You ready for this double penetration?" Your head nods vigorously as you await impatiently for penetration...

4:02 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

tee hee... k, i remember that HA.

4:04 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

...I play with your pussy, using the dildo, while my cock drags on your ass. "Don't tease me," you beg. "Shut up!" I start fingering your ass, while I shoved your dildo into you forcefully. A load groan escaped you as I continually assaulted your pussy with your dildo. I removed my fingers, and placed the head of my cock between your cheeks. Ready to shove it in...

4:09 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

See, now that part.. .that was good right there.. I remember that too.

before the teeth clenching no?

4:12 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*refresh*
*refresh*
*refresh*

4:17 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

...I put my hand on your back, to hold you steady. I pushed it into you, and fuck, it must have hurt. It was so tight! A loud moan, close to a scream came through your clenched teeth. I pushed deeper into you, pushing your body down forcefully aginst your desk. Your muscles tensing and your legs shake with the pressure of my cock and your dildo buried deep inside of you. I start pulling the dildo out as I push my cock in. Then I'd retract my cock a bit to shove the dildo back deep into you. I grab your hair with my free hand, and pull your head back...

4:19 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

umygod. so..... see, now Im thinking that was the teeth clencher right there...

was it a moan? Like OH YEAH... or what it like URmmm YERmmmm.....

lol @Sug!!!

So, i think i closed my eyes when you did the hair pulling actually....

4:24 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

... My pace quickens on you, not caring if it is hurting you or pleasing you. All I care is that I get to cum all over you. Cum all over that pretty face of yours. "Masturbate for me," I whispered in your ear. Your hand slides down to your pussy, as you vigorously rub your throbbing clit. "You dirty whore, you like it rough, don't ya." I whispered harshly into your ear. A pathetic moan is your only response...

4:30 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

...I feel my impending orgasm building up, as I continue to penetrate your ass. A moan accidentally escaped my lips, which caused a frenzy of sensations in your body. I could feel and hear that you are about to cum, but I don't care about that right now. I pull harder on your hair, as I move closer to my orgasm. My muscles tense, my thrusting quickens. Your moans grow into broken gasps, as you reached your climax. I'm am about to cum, so close! I slide my cock out of you. "On your knees," I commanded you as I rub my cock. You kneel down under my pulsating hardness, your mouth opens. My hand holds your head steady as I am about to cum. Hot liquid shoots through my body, out my cock, into your mouth. "Ahhh." I keep rubbing my cock, and shooting cum all over your face, your hair. Your tongue licks up my juices, as I rub my distended cock against your wet cheek. "That was nice," I muttered as I zipped up my pants. "I gotta go..."

4:44 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

errrr... ummmmm. oh. my.

5:11 PM, February 22, 2006  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

Oh my, my, my... Thommy boy always blows my mind. :) Sigh... I need to go take care of myself now....








*twitching and throbbing... sweating behind the knees...*

8:31 AM, February 23, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

come here, i'll take care of ya (wink wink)

8:59 AM, February 23, 2006  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

*bending over for the thomcat*

9:03 AM, February 23, 2006  
Blogger Thomcat said...

hold on sullen - when i'm done with emma, your next...maybe she can kiss you meanwhile.

9:52 AM, February 23, 2006  
Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

purrrrrrrrrfect ;9

9:55 AM, February 23, 2006  

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