Capturing the moment with impeccable timing

Another classic for the masses.

Ahhh I know, the archive dives kinda suck if you've already read them... But the neat thing about blogs are that those too lazy or get overwhelmed by archives can enjoy these classics without searching for them.

I find this post really extremely appropriate for the time being and I must admit that the Goose inspired me with his story and music combo yesterday.

Thought I would re-try this post again with music...

The first time I posted it, it got a great reaction, and requests to do more... So errr.. again... enjoy!

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Right now, at this very moment, I'm listening to music, smoking a j and writing my Halloween escapades for you to enjoy (as well as other projects that needed wrapping up)... That's all well and good, sure.

But I had to stop for just one moment and share an epiphany I just had.

Epiphanies are rare with me... take them as you get them.

My #1 NEW 'strip set' song is Shine on you crazy diamond by Pink Floyd. There's no way I cannot strip to this song... or at least remove one piece of clothing just thinking about fucking somebody to it.

Actually I'm teetering over whether it's better for stripping or seducing. Leaning more on the seducing side since the song is so damn slow. Either way... I think I've got it in hand *perk*

Ladies, really... am I not kidding here? I have it all figured out below. I mean, let's think about this....

It starts slow, so ya might have to edit the first minute or two from the start, because it's mostly soft guitar and random sounds.... I would cut that myself. personally. But only if I were stripping... If I were seducing somebody... I would totally keep that in. I mean, it's a cool start to a very passionate sexual session... an introduction of chemistry if you will.

And as the first part of the song completely fades.... We start at the strip set.

(errr... but I prefer to think about the mental seduction and soft touching at this stage... )

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But then the lone guitar solo moans out from the silence of the break and it cries passion and yearning.
I can definitely envision teases of shoulders... thighs... maybe shedding a blouse, slipping out of a tight skirt slowly... running the hand along the stockings, creeping up towards the garter and then back to the toes. Make sure this is done vvverrryyy sllloowwwllyy allowing the tease manifest to occur...

little flesh.. then pull it back... flesh.. back... flesh flesh... ditch the fucking garment.

As the first part of the song fades completely... suspense rules as you stand in your bra and panties.... Leaving the men (and women) hanging on for more.
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Then as it gets more into the song, the addition of the drums and bass bring you to a pinnacle of eroticism; a steady beat resides, strong and sensual.

It picks up in excess and sound... good down and dirty stripping right here I tell ya.
Pop off the bra, perhaps slowly removing garters and stockings... maybe a tease with a finger up the middle of the abdomen, nipple rubbing little pinches....burlesque pole work there, sliding up and down the length, gripping it... stroking the steel a little... Defining within yourself the cool of the pole in contrast to your hot body against it.

Definitely.

This part of the song is extremely long. I'm thinking that this would be a good time for a lap dance, a removal of his clothes, or well... if you're doing it right you could be making out already... I dunno, chose your preference on that. I propose to make out... but that's just me.

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By the time Pink is singing... you should be knee deep in foreplay and clothes ripping.
Hot heavy torrid smokin toe curling foreplay. The kind with a tongue and a will to please indefinitely. Pop buttons, bust zippers... do what ya gotta do. Own that bitch, and make the fucker yours.

You should both be all touch, grope and pause...

Okay okay... if you're not intending to fuck during this song, it's sad.

But umm... if you were just stripping to it? You could do some dangerous ass grinding and perhaps a bit more burlesque pole. But go easy on the burlesque pole... sometimes too much is too much.

*If you ARE stripping to this song, end reading here and just grind your assets til the end of the set....

If You are NOT stripping and just straight fucking to it.... follow below:

K, you should be almost fucking by now... almost definitely fucking by the break line. Yep, that should be where it's at most absofuckinglutely.

When the saxophone kicks in you should be straddling your man, on the face is fine... (Ladies get yours, okay?) Or even approaching your partner on the bed, sliding down on top of his shaft, buring yourself and working it into you. Tease Fuck-style even ladies... tease fuck style.

This is the pounding part, the grinding and writhing part.. the climax part where nothing drives you more than to satisfy him and yourself. Make it last and last until you just... cant..hold... it... in... and.. you...

"oh god, oh jesus... fuck... oh yeah. oh yeah... I'm cuming!"

back arch. open mouth, clenched eyes and teeth, finger grip on his flesh. *sigh*

Yeah, you could be working it right about now nicely... to a great combination of guitar, bass, sax, and drum which combine and get as loud as you do (good for drowning noise if that's your function... always orgasm during the bridges and climactic endings).

The ending of the song is great for falling in a heap on the floor when you're done... It softens abruptly, fades slowly, leaving you with the whine of the saxophone... You can sigh and wipe the sweat from your brow.
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Kiss him gently.
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Wipe the sweat from his brow.
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Tell him he was the best you ever had.

So, did you see it then? The visual? The plan?
If you're not convinced I should strip to it then well. Harumph.

Listen to it and tell me if you think I'm wrong. JESUS, if you guys don't own Pink Floyds Wish you were Here album, then I can't help you.

And yes I did, I had it in vinyl.
*sigh* I still do.

Uh, yeah, so anyway back to writing... I just thought I'd share that epiphany with ya. *ahem*

I'm still trying to figure out if that's really something I want to pursue... or if it's pipe dreams.
Depends on how the rest of the evening goes I guess.

*giggle*

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So now that you've read that... Listen for yourself and tell me what you think. Remember though, this IS a thirteen minute song... so take your lunch break.. close your eyes... and just soar while I strip for ya.