Another short post with the very best of intentions
Alright, this is note-worthy... I specked it on ShyRocket's blog and I wanted to pass it on:
On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. That won't ever happen again.
Therapy today was good.
I'm weary about going into details since a good room-full of ya got weird when I spoke about it. And then people wonder why I don't approach BDSM much around this here blog?
Well, frankly. You get weird. Yes you, and you, and you, and you.
If you really want to get into it, we can talk about it. But have your key word ready for when you've heard too much.... k?
Halo (Goldfrapp remix) by Depeche Mode is a good 'in the zone' song for me. And in fact I have a handful of songs I listen to before, during, or after that set the mood...
I suppose since I'm lacking anything of substance to write about after therapy that would NOT bolt the social chastity belt a little more securely around here, I could share those songs I'm speaking of with you before I run off to reclusiveness and write for the next few hours:
Here's a sample of my playlist specific to occassion:
Stinkfist - Tool
Closer (precursor, not the original) - NIN
Milk It - Nirvana
Rough Sex - Lords of Acid
March of the Pigs - NIN
Ticks & Leeches - Tool
Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson
Synapse (Ghost in the Machine Remx) - Bush
Prison Sex - Tool
Bull in the HEather - Sonic Youth
Outlaw Torn - Metallica
H. - Tool
Freak on a Leash (mix1 feat NIN) - Korn
Stupify - Disturbed
The Big Comedown - NIN
Third Eye - Tool
Deep - NIN
Okay so that's a mere taste, I could be here all night... That's kinda sad really if you think about it!
Yeah, these I vaguely remember from the afternoon and well, I pulled the ones into memory that you all might be familiar with, thought it would help you to click some what and say to yourself "Oh yeah, I would love to do naughty things to that song."
Each of these songs are powerful in their own way, be it the music... or the lyrics... the way the bridge melts into the chorus and the verse wafts around like insanity.
I love this playlist. It's utterly powerful.
Alright then, I'm gonna lose myself and hope to be done with this submission tonight (pardon the pun), you sexy blog bitches stay cool.
On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. That won't ever happen again.
Therapy today was good.I'm weary about going into details since a good room-full of ya got weird when I spoke about it. And then people wonder why I don't approach BDSM much around this here blog?
Well, frankly. You get weird. Yes you, and you, and you, and you.
If you really want to get into it, we can talk about it. But have your key word ready for when you've heard too much.... k?
Halo (Goldfrapp remix) by Depeche Mode is a good 'in the zone' song for me. And in fact I have a handful of songs I listen to before, during, or after that set the mood...
I suppose since I'm lacking anything of substance to write about after therapy that would NOT bolt the social chastity belt a little more securely around here, I could share those songs I'm speaking of with you before I run off to reclusiveness and write for the next few hours:
Here's a sample of my playlist specific to occassion:
Stinkfist - Tool
Closer (precursor, not the original) - NIN
Milk It - Nirvana
Rough Sex - Lords of Acid
March of the Pigs - NIN
Ticks & Leeches - Tool
Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson
Synapse (Ghost in the Machine Remx) - Bush
Prison Sex - Tool
Bull in the HEather - Sonic Youth
Outlaw Torn - Metallica
H. - Tool
Freak on a Leash (mix1 feat NIN) - Korn
Stupify - Disturbed
The Big Comedown - NIN
Third Eye - Tool
Deep - NIN
Okay so that's a mere taste, I could be here all night... That's kinda sad really if you think about it!
Yeah, these I vaguely remember from the afternoon and well, I pulled the ones into memory that you all might be familiar with, thought it would help you to click some what and say to yourself "Oh yeah, I would love to do naughty things to that song."
Each of these songs are powerful in their own way, be it the music... or the lyrics... the way the bridge melts into the chorus and the verse wafts around like insanity.
I love this playlist. It's utterly powerful.
Alright then, I'm gonna lose myself and hope to be done with this submission tonight (pardon the pun), you sexy blog bitches stay cool.
posted by Everything Nice at 8:33 PM
223 Comments:
well, your bdsm don't bother me none but i'm weird like that.
also? beautiful people is one of the best songs ever. no seriously it should be on any playlist.
also
first comment AGAIN bitches!
Hi, your blog makes for a very interesting read. I hope you don't mind if I hang around.
"the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. That won't ever happen again."
Sorry to be a pedant, but it will happen again in 3006, 4006 etc (all things being equal!).
Thank you.
I would LOVE to have an entire CD of your playlist. FANTASTIC list! And seriously, what is sex without Trent Reznor? I don't know if there is such a thing ;)
And Sass is 110% correct... Beautiful People is one of the best songs. EVER.
xxx
What Pearl said!
Hey Emma!
Remember me?!
Yeah, haven't been around much. Too much to do and not enough intelligent people to do the work. I am so tired of having to hold a person's hand while they work...figuratively speaking of course.
Yes, I'm a little bitter....*sigh*
Have a good day!
any of you guys seen christopher reeves around here? that dead son of a bitch owes me 5 bucks!
it's never too early basketball tits.
Hey Starfucker,
What was that first song you played yesterday? I swear I thought it was a Filter song.
Start the set from now on with that song.
Oh, and the one that was between Precursor and H., what was that one?
Sugarpunk - So, now you understand why Starfuckers, Inc. is her theme song? lol
I wonder if there is an 'Official' BDSM soundtrack out there ... that would be interesting!
Sass -You're the first comment queen, and you have my heart :)
Yes, it is a KICK ass song, and believe me, it's all about you and I having a good understanding for such things.
THAT's why you rated a photo!!
*huggles!*
Christophe - See, now you talking about humiliating me and calling me buttercup is just HAWT! Holy smokes... I can feel the restriction around my neck as I read that.... *sigh*
Sug - honey, first of all I would love to come down and school ya, second of all no need for new slut boots, new slut boots are no good because you have to break them in... which, in theory could be fun but no. What size do you wear and I'll see what I have in my closet *snerk*
I would NEVER be the same?
Cal - Yes dear stick around, and I see what you're saying... BUT will it ever happen again in 2006? Um, no. You're a deep thinker, I like that... welcome to the meltdown hun.
Magnum - yes do this, and then share it with the Goose, he could use some good music... JUST KIDDING GOOSE! hey mags, you want me to come and play it FOR you?
I'll take both of you fuckers on for a spell.
Sullen - I could arrange a burning, but I would need an address to forward such a CD to ya.
OH, hand delivery even!!!
Pearl - Will you please hold Scumbag down so I can slap his ass. Better yet, put him in the choke collar and we'll walk that fucker like a dog.
Madame - OH, Okay!
Murphy - Well good, err I dig you too?
Dan - It's okay lovey. I think it's understood.... I'm sending you big patient smiles :)
Scum - Are you trying to stir the beast this early in the morning? Really? have you any idea what you're getting into?
HEY Fuckerface - That first song was "Trip like I do" it was Filter... and you're right, that was in fact the perfect starter LOL. Umm the other song was "Kick the PA" by Korn... both of these songs are on the Spawn soundtrack.
I think you should buy that soundtrack Shawn, I really do... for when you play with your ass.
You want me to make you one Thom? I'll leave it on your windshield.
That would be cool!
Alright, so two CD's, one for you one for Sullen.
I drove my gold car today - license plate NE14A69
uh. LMAO!
K, every body write that down....
i keep writing a '?' after the number, but the rain always washes it off.
If you do that disk for them make sure you put those two songs on it though. Those really made the theme, can't believe you didn't mention those on this list.
and uh thanks Em for yesterday.
Thom, have I taught you anything?!?!
Jesus dude, one word for ya:
SHARPIE.
K shawn i will thanks, and uh you're welcome... but see that's just weird you thanking me for that. Please don't.
Well, I had a sharpie incident on Friday. I used one on my, uh thingee, so i could flash you appropriately with a message. However, I was drunk and mispelled a word.
It said, Fuck U Elmo ...
So, I threw that sharpie away in embarrassment and frustration. It's almost off now.
Oh shit! Today is Wednesday! Not TMI Tuesday!!!
Thanx baby girl ;) A cd would be fantastic! Hand delivery would be even better - but Indiana is quite a haul for you.
Check your box... er, inbox for my addy ;) Hehe...
Thom - you are a little flawed today.
Just a little.
Sullen - I like you in my box!
Blondie - Okay, you think I should put up some lern-ed stuff up on here?
You know, at first I thought you said you were a biter. That one T makes all the difference.
AWWWWWWWW That one T makes all the difference!!!! AWWWWWWWWW
BOOBIE NUZZLES!
'... my whole existence is flawed...you get me closer to God ...'
K, tattoo Idea for blondie....
Let's do a little dotted line with an X that marks the spot that I can follow?
I love your boobies. Hooray for boobies.... I'll smirk for ya even. *sigh*
Thom - yep, that's exactly where I was going with that. fucker.
Cooler? Really you think it's Cold in here?
Interesting.
OH I'll whoop his ass alright.
Which reminds me Pearl, get a photo of his ass up there for HNT so I can 'map' my spanking techniques.
LMAO PEARL! I heart you, and your basketball tits. And you know, you're fooling nobody... you're a hot chick. I think if you did get that close to Scums ass he'd get a rager.
Blondie - I'm ALL SHADES OF CONVENIENT. Now really, I would be flattered to ink you up...
*SMIRK*
What's say we have dinner at that sidewalk cafe with the terrible singers?
OMG! DO CLEAVAGE FOR HNT PEARL!!
Remarkably I have no HNT ideas... hmmmm.
Blondie - If I duck under the table it won't be for that reason. I love long table linens.
Wear a skirt.
i'm doing a surveilance picture of emma putting a cd on my windshield for hnt ...
Em... I'm still envisioning you in pigtails and cut-off denim from yesterday ;) Just a thought for HNT, hehe
Sorry I'm late!
I was....uh...busy
on a somewhat serious note, i love the metal onslaught of your playlist.
second, that thing with the time at the beginning of your post will happen every century.
*happy dance for ball cleavage
Sorry people, I was in a pissing match with my boss...
what'd I miss?
Hey I know when to keep my mouth shut!
Just don't make eye contact!
Hmmm, apparently I didn't miss much.
Sullen - I will burn your CD this weekend if that's okay with you. I got your email and tucked it in a safe place... in my bra.
Ball cleavage rocks Murphy, do the bat wing and I might consider tea-bagging.
Pearl - I'm looking forward to next week already.
Scumbag - Wanna tussle fucker?
Ball cleavage rocks Murphy, do the bat wing and I might consider tea-bagging.
I got all sorts of luv for you.
What did I miss?
I did Christopher, I did.... And it was HAWT! But, you didn't leave your booty call number so I was flawed.
Somebody amp this shit up in here.. I need a laugh.
tickled
Awesome, clowny's in da house!
Shane - can we talk about your gross sense of humor?
I can flash you ... that's a good laugh !
Look away scum!
I'm slighty amused.
I don't like the clown
sure.
What the fuck is up with that? I suddenly feel the urge to get all agressive with you everytime poor Chris pops up in my comments.
Seriously dude, just not nice... keep pushing me and I might just HAVE to get to KS.
well if you put it that way........
actually i just wanted to see the pissed off emma pic again.
i'm going away now.
forever.
It's gonna take more than that you sexy mother fucker.
I would need to get all excited and agitated and shit.
cuz you guys hate me and shit.
later.
*sigh*
Okay, it's apparent I'm hated too.
sooo audi!
Good gawd just what the blogger world needs...another needy man!
And just who hates you Em?
Cause if you want...I'll kick the shit out of them for you
Where'd everyone go?
*talking to himself*
I'm here and I'm full of piss and vinegar today!
Wanna have a chick fight?
I'll let ya pin me?
*twiddles thumbs*
Sure we can brawl Madame...
slap me. Watch me rage.
OK but don't mess my hair up, I just had it done!
*holding camera*
Okay, I wont touch the hair, but damn it would be a good fight if I could!
Kristen, don't forget to turn it on!!!
Ah, thanks.....I knew there was something wrong
En have ya been to Chickfight.com?
Fight to the orgasm?!?!
Hooha!
No Madame, I hadn't... but I see you workin.
Have you done this? Should we?
Interesting, might have to put on the PVC for that one.
*clapping hands*
Goodie Goodie!
I've not done it but I definitely would fight to lose!
Ooh PvC
HMMM... Madame, I may have to send you one of my corsets for that...
I have black and red, just black, blue lace, and errr... black.
and we're the same size... so, no doubt it would fit you.
You like pvc robyn?
Yeah...HELLOOOOOO
You've got BOOBIES!!!!
Jeesh.
I look ridiculous in a corset...
I'm going all american in a white t shirt and micro mini, if you please!
OH, I have this one dress that laces up the back, it's spandex, doesn't fit me because my tits are too big in it...
would be perfect! and well, it would rock with boots, stockings, garter, no panties...
NICE!
OK...Deal
Soooooo, now what do we do?
why even wear anything?
We fuck each other and who ever make the other cum first is the winner...I told you I fight to lose.
Does anyone else's ears ring after they cum, or is it just me?
That's freakin' hot
Are we playing dress up? You can pull my hair Em. I like it.
email sent
hmmm - i may just be inspired for another story here ....
Entire websites devoted to this.
I tell ya...HAWT!!!!!
Ears still ringing.
Thom - Because clothes kick ass due to the strings... for pulling, pushing and pontificating.
Madame- that's a deal, lemme change then.. and oh, you will lose, you will.
Kristen - I know huh?
TG!!!! Holy fuck girl, everytime I think about your hair *bites lip* I wanna pull it.
Yes, we're playing dress up.... and, i will check email :)
It's so hot.....I can't even think of anything witty to comment
ALRIGHTY THEN MADAME...
Get on your knees bitch and prey that I be gentle with you.
Or I WILL pull your hair.
UNDERSTOOD?!?!?
Yeah Thom, En's correct!
The clothes are for the friction factor!
OK, Let's go!
I'll put up a good fight for a few minutes just to make a good show of it...
Scary in an exciting kinda way
QUIT WITH THE BULLSHIT SMALL TALK AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF.
hmmmm dress up? i can show my monkey again ...
Ooooo Baby, baby
ba ba ba baby!
Okay seeriously though.. my clit usually twitches after I cum.
Emma HOT OUTFIT!!!!
I git all bajigady but it's the ringing in my ears that drives me crazy!
hmmm ... what to wear, what to wear ...
Thom, I would put you in a choke collar actually.
Kristen thanks! That's what Scum was trying to entice this morning.
Madame - bajiggety? LOL!
OH WAIT! he he he
oh ok...i have a big neck though.
but what else would i wear ?
wow is that how you spell it?
hmm that would be a cool screenname - overly verbose tool ...
hi sug!
Hmm. Madame I have no clue how it's spelled.. but I thought it was funny as hell
Sug - Okay, buy your boots... we'll break em in together. and nooo honey, I'm asleep about that time.
Thom - It IS a good screen name
Murphy - I don't have any, so it's your guess.
suddenly, my mouth started to water ....
Well it's how it feels...am I right?
OK want a good laugh?
I went to send my sister pics of her party and I think I accidentaly sent her my HNT for tomorrow...
No those pictures are in a separate file
i think everyone got bound and gagged ....
i kinda do too!
I'm here!
i think i've just been handed my hat ....
Sorry...ran out of rope!
Not where I am...I could use my panties...oh wait I'm not wearing any!
HI BITCHES!
Damn!
Don't sneak up on a person!
I'm an old woman for cripes sake!
Sorry! I was having phone sex!
Awww that's sweet.
I was masturbating...again...it was your outfit.
REALYLY? You need me to send you a picture?
Sure...but give me a sec...damn forearms are cramping up again!
oh, okay... but i thought it was all about the pain?
for you maybe...me not so much...at least not in mt forearms
Murph, you do know you're supposed to TALK ON THE PHONE and not fuck the phone...right?
So THAT'S why nobody answered when I called.
Jeesh Murph!
Someone else is gonna wanna use that phone eventually!
umm... k, that's HAWT!
AARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG
Gettin' a picture here, Murph!
Damn now that's forever burned into my memory!
Beat me with the phone fucker, wrap the cord around my wrists...
Then spank me and call me baby bell.
yes, pearl cum with you :D
In the bathroom, third stall in.
"This is 911, please state your emergency..."
Goosey in the blog masturbation house...
Hi
Hey Goosey!
How was your shopping trip?
Shopping trick was productive. Bought all of the essentials for Friday...Pretty psyched up now.
OH PEARL, I got your toy right here baby...
See you there tasty one.
Just hanging around.....
Hey, EM.
Hi Kristen, Goose. Hows it hanging in the south?
Pearl - FUCK YES!
Wait are we wrassling again?
That could be our secret little meeting place... *snicker*
No toys for me...
I prefer head..
and shoulders
knees and toes
knees and toes
Too bad no toys for Madame, seriously... because I have this really cool product review I have to do and well, i was gonna get a group opinion.
Lately I'm liking the skin on skin contact...OH cyber skin?
a macguyver sex toy kit?
Cool pic Thom but I prefer the one of your other head...Did I say that outloud?
hehehe
guess I did
have you said hi to my monkey ?
his name is curious maynard
Oh man! I missed the "why clothes are Hawt" discussion?
Jesus, I'm gonna lose my tenure.
*blank stare*
You're not going to lose your tenure because of that Helskel. But you might since I never heard anything back from you this last time.
oh, I see. Gonna have to make amends.
in what voice would you like it?
Em~ Talk about the BDSM any ol' time...after all isn't life supposed to be a continual learning experience?!
How's the tattoo?! I am dying here!
Miss you all, but have been busy will check back later!
*kisses!
69
Phew! Just managed to get a few seconds to pop in.
Emma - Sending me big patient smiles? Uh huh...how about a big patient email?
Just kiddin'. I know you're a busy woman.....
ok E,
I have offered hostages.
Okay scumbag mother fucker.
We need a room alone.
Dan. You said for me not to worry about that. How's about you make up your mind? The last email I got was you going shopping for the VCR. And where the hell is my DILF picture from you?
helskel - hands down im kicking your ass.
Miss - its coming. Im trying to multi-task the best I can... unfortunately I am bound by contract to finish the work currently... I suppose I could just pull an all nighter since it seems to need to be done.
200
what do i win? and bullshit around on me this time or we'll have a repeat of yesterday.
Wait, you want me to bullshit you?
i mean DON'T bullshit around on me.
Well make up your FUCKING MIND DUDE.
and i called you a liar on Gooses Blog.
There is way too much talking going on in here and not nearly as much ass jiggling
was that a fucking ghost?
CALZONE!!!
Tell scumbag to get his shit straight...
No Scum, i think you farted.
what the fuck was i lying about?
nothing, im just trying to get you all 'motivated'.
Do you have your boxing gloves with you? NO? Ask Chris if you can borrow his.
i can't take a dead guys stuff. that's mean!
FUCK YOU SCUMBAG!!! You took his $5!!!!!
well fuck you too.
ya see i think you secretly think the christopher reeves thing is funny.
seriously.
are you high? cuz your making about as much sense as a conversation between pearl and sugartits.
I'd like to be high.
did i ever mention that satan is a relative of mine?
I'm sorry, what? I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard.
wait, you thought that was funny and NOT christopher reeves!?! you're fucking sick dude..................i think i love you.
You know why?
Because Christopher Reeves fought back.
40 oz to Freedom?
Let's get stoned.
I had no idea Scum was a groundskeeper. Is he anything like Karl on Caddyshack?
no pearl, i have a monitor in my office. i can see everything that's going on.
You all are killing me.......I've been lurking and laughing my ass off
AWESOME! Jesus while you're at it just throw in that Natalie Halloway chick and we'll make it a dead beat club.
Scum. i think i love you too. I'm almost all for the PVC time.
So, groundskeeper? Yes? Wanna trim my bush?
PVC?
Polyester Vaginal Canal
dig it
i still don't get it, but whatever.
You're not meant to get it. You're meant to receive it... SO, if I send you a blow up doll Shane, would you use it?
Yeah, a black one. I'll attach a note that says
"I LOVE EWE."
Interesting how when I say vagina people just sorta 'appear'.
okay, so what do i have to say for you to stay?
anus anus anus
Murphy - fuck you. I offered, you said you didn't 'do' that.
Where DID that silly muther fucker run off to?
good, then you've seen Scumbag right? Pull your dick out of his mouth for a second.
Blondie - I'm just glad to have you.
OH shit.
Wrong move youre dead...
No fucker. *buzz* wrong answer.
Good try though.
Like that one time when I was abducted by aliens and gang banged with their minds....
then they took stool samples.
when did this turn into "emma's house of racism"?
this is far too offensive. i'm outta here.
HOTDOG DOWN HALLWAY!?!?!
Scum don't come up in my house and start being all racist.
You know better. You may not get any bonus unless you tell each one of the voices in your head to apologize.
Even the dead ones.
i'm not racist, ping's the fucking racist!
APOLOGIZE FUCKER!
DO.
IT.
NOW.
make me.
i'm sorry!
You'll apologize ass eater or I'll make you fuck the brick.
And while you're fucking the brick, I'll spank your hot ass with my riding crop. If that doesn't do it,
I'm gag-balling and breaking you.
negro please.
Oh so you have a color preference..? Okay, I just happen to have a 7" girth dong in my tool bag.
BEND. OVER. FUCK. STICK.
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