Is that one F, or three... really I can't tell.

Hi. I'm hung.the.fuck.over.

I originally did this last night. But apparently the blue button and the orange button at the bottom weren't obvious enough for my brain to decipher which one was publish, so I took a 50/50 shot! Was the wrong one apparently... oh wellski.

I had Happy Hour with my friend J tonight. We had major drinkage, It's only like 8:30 and I'm bombed as hell. To keep myself from saying anything too terribly embarrassing tonight I'm just going to answer these little teeeny questions I stole from the wonderful Snav, k?
K.

Accent - K, people don't understand the way we talk up here in my little neck of the woods. We mispronounce EVERYTHING. And we do it on purpose even... because that's the way we are. And really, you can correct me until you're blue in the face... but, from one ummm local person to another, it sounds correct. So, fuck it.
Personally, I have a southern slide to my words thanks to my time spent living in the great Southwest, and my father being the ever-loving redneck that he is. It gets cute sometimes. Just sometimes.

Booze of choice - Hmmm. I'm a seasonal drinker, which means depending on the season my preference for booze shifts. I enjoy Baileys and cocoa in the winter and fall, I like wine in the summer/spring. But always a good choice for me year round is Rum.... Yea, I like Rum.

Tonight my drink of choice was Strawberry Daquari's... 5 of em, two doubles. ROCKED. Only now I'm thinking it's just not enough, sooo I may have to go out for secondsies, and thirdsies and...

Chore I hate - Hmmm. Would have to be loading the dishwasher. Everything else I adore... And yeah, I love folding laundry... it's just weird how I make all the stacks neat and tidy. I'm OCD about the way my laundry is folded and hung... has to be a crisp fold, none of this half-assed fold in half sloppily bullshit. That being said....

Dog or cat - I have both. And that's allll I'm saying about that. NO FUCKERS, No bestiality.. that's just sick. My dog and cat hate each other, and that's just fine with me.

Essential electronics - hehehehe. LMAO

Favorite perfume(s)/cologne(s) - Amarige by Givenchy, Flying Fox temple balm ROCKS though. Prefer it over any perfume.

Gold or Silver? - Oh, absolutely silver. Or White Gold... but then that would be gold. Shit.

Hometown - *sigh* Yeah, i miss it. Every year they throw a 'welcome home' parade and I get to sit in the convertable and do the homecoming queen wave. *wrist elbow wrist elbow*
Every year when I drive in, I get to see my name on that neat city sign... Welcome to "_________" Home to Emma.
Suh-weet.

Insomnia? Lately? Totally. Only because I've been fucking myself like a champ. I'm hoping the alcohol will numb my pussy enough to allow me to sleep tonight tho.

Job Title - Personal Assistant to an important person.

Kids? - No thanks, I already have two.

Living Arrangement- Card board box with three bedrooms.

Most admired trait- Umm. Seriously? Blondie says it's my smirk. But I'm convinced I'm steadfast and loyal and I got your back at all times... and I spank well. And I recieve well.. and I suck a mean dick. How bout that?

Number of Sexual Partners - Uhhh, at a time? K, this is one of those redicilous trick questions.

Overnight Hospital Stays - A lot. I pay rent.

Phobia - Clowns

Religion - I like to say "oh god, oh god" quite a bit. Does that count?

Time I wake up - 5:00 am.

Unusual talent/skill - Umm. HA! Not going here right now.

Vegetable I refuse to eat - Red Beets. ick.

Worst habit - Smoking.

Yummy foods I make - Sweet bread, Strawberry-Rhubarb pie, Blueberry muffins (from my own blueberry bush bitches), and umm I make a MEAN pico de gallo.

Zodiac sign - Taurus. Nuff said.

Happy Triple FFF people!
I now need to work to recall wtf I did last night. If any body witnessed my idiocracy please feel free and share so I can know whether apologies are in order or not. thnks!