"Hi My Name is": Spunk Apparently... HNT

BLOW-U
I had a meeting tonight to discuss the agenda and format of the seminar this weekend. We all got to sample our rough draft speeches for time and accuracy of content in front of each other. The man right before me in speaking order is an MD and has the job of discussing Oral Sex and is it fixation related?... Cool, sounds like a good speech... Why did he have to ruin my content concentration by asking the question How did you learn to give good oral sex?

I must've lingered on that question for about 20 minutes and came to the conclusion that nobody learns it dipwad, it's a learned PROCESS. I
t's not like we sit around at the sleep overs with banana's and lollipops giggling and swirling our tongues around the tips!!!

No, we save that for adulthood..
and anybody that knows about that slumber party has blackmailed me BTW

We can get more into this topic after I actually absorb the rest of his speech on Saturday.

ERECTION DOING THE HAPPY DANCE
I did okay, I need to adjust my timing and edit parts of my delivery. Should be good, I still haven't nailed that one liner, it's either too grotesque or it's offensive.... I just think like that apparently, who knew?

Anyway, same meeting and I'm talking to "The Vagina Lady" (don't ask!)... When she says "Emma dear that was a lovely piece but aren't you going to do a power point to go with it?"

Power point? I thought Of a man's prostate and a huge erection... What, holding hands and doing the happy dance? How exactly do you visually present a happy prostate? Photoshop a big ass smile on it while I'm explaining how caressing and applying pressure adds the release of pheremones and aids depression?!?!?

huh. So I say instead.. "Really, Powerpoint, great idea... Wish I had time to throw that together, would be great huh?"

To which every one agreed and then I felt a bit of pressure, glanced around the table... heard the pin drop...

"You all doing powerpoint though?"

"No most of us have models and hand-outs, two of us are powerpoints so we'll have the Lap top projector set up already for you." Mr. Asshat promotional financial asswad doing the headliner adds his two cents quite snottily. Appreciated fucktard, thanks for making me look like an asshole.

K, so you know what happened then. I am now the proud producer of a happy erection slide show... Somebody send me your dick and a smile, I'll put you in the fucking credits.

*deep breath* *whoooosssaaaahhhh*

I did get tips from the fellow presenters on angles though, in case I wanted to take my own home pictures to add "spunk". SPUNK!?!? Rrriiiiiggghhht, tell you what... if I'm taking home pictures, there WILL be spunk. Home pictures *snort* right, like I do that....

I'm still laughing to this moment about 'spunk' ... christ.

I think in lieu of the powerpoint presentation, I'll just rent this and wear it during my speech, going so far as to rig a pump unit to go off when I talk about climax. Just as a big fuck you to all the visual people out there.

This is a happy dick, happy dick looks like me, touch me and I'll spurt.*cue pump*

GRIZZLED
I got in a weird debate with a woman who had written a letter with intent to one of my articles this afternoon...about life style choices. I received the letter before I left for fishing and hadn't had time to contact her until today. Nobody told me she was extremely religious.

She happily reminded me that I'm going to hell.... I told her as long as I could eat the Devil's ass I would put it in my Outlook Calendar with an auto-alarm set for every 15 minutes.

That too is a piece of a whole nother post you'll see in the future. Was a great hour I spent watching myself age on that one. Sooo rant worthy.

POP THE BUBBLY
This is an awesome week. The Wedding Party celebrated their One Year Anniversary and today marks the one year anniversary of HNT!! What better way to celebrate this tremendous occasion then to post a Special Reserve picture.

No doubt this is the last one you'll see of this series as it's time to get back to the basics on my HNT's I think... There's really only so much of my tits and ass you can look at before it gets repugnant.

Enjoy and Very Happy Anniversary to MY SPECIALS!



If you want to learn more about HNT, click on the rolling box and talk to my big sweet HNT daddy, Osbasso! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY LUV