I AM: I WANT:

I was tagged last week right after my *outburst of laughter* hiatus announcement (ha, right hiatus *eyeroll to myself*) by the beautiful and spunky Madame X. I adore the fact that i have a tag since it requires little fore thought as to content and will allow me time to complete this assload of work at hand.


Hopefully once this seminar is over and things return to normal I can concentrate a little more on getting back in the 'swing' of things (pun intended!) Until then I hope to post some tags, the anniversary HNT, and possibly my birthday party story.

Here goes!

I AM: An enigma of layers that surface sometimes, but no two consecutively.

I SAID: There's no way I could possibly have an expose' on the foundations of g-spot recovery by noon Friday.

I WANT: A bottle of wine and good conversation.

I WISH: Some body else would write this speech.

I HATE: Feeling hatred. Assumptions. Grudges. And when my veggies 'bleed' into my mashed potatoes.

I MISS: You.
I FEAR: You.

I HEAR: Porn, because I'm watching it for review purposes.

I WONDER: Why I feel like I don't want to watch porn.

I REGRET: somethings', not many. I learn from regret, it's the greatest teacher.

I AM NOT: Moody!!! I'm just tossing yer shit back at ya.

I DANCE: Every chance I can get with my children, well and then there's sometimes at the club.... errr. K, I don't dance at the club like I do with my children. And thought is kind of disgusting actually.

I SING: Unfortunately.

I CRY: Not as often as I used to, but I do.

I AM NOT ALWAYS: on time, but I'm always there when you call.

I MADE: This really neat paper mache' dong for a festival last year and I wore it on my head.

I WRITE: Because they pay me sometimes.

I CONFUSE: Shit all the time, just strike me with the obvious and see which direction it goes because often I just don't get it.

I NEED: I plead the fifth on this one.

I SHOULD: Do what I NEED to do *snicker*

I START: Twitching sometimes, so maybe I SHOULD.

I FINISH: Everything at the last minute, I need to work on that.

*I believe: only 20% of what I hear and 110% of what I see.

*I know: That my life style is mis-construed all the time.

*I can: Do anything I set my mind to.

*I can't: Make you do the same.

*I see: dead people.

*I blog: I used to know that answer to that question.

*I read: Poetry. I love Poetry.

*I am aroused by: Intellect, Wit, and somebody that doesn't feel intimidated but instead 'at home' with me.

*It pisses me off: That only one of my nipples gets hard sometimes.

*I find: change in my pants.

*I like: Men and women that fit the criteria of "I am aroused by"

*I love: boyshorts. I'm not a thong fan... Get over it! If I'm wearing underwear at all it's gotta be boyshorts or hipsters. And that's settled.
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I can't tag anyone because everybody has already been tagged or done something similar, so I suppose I would like it if you have read this and want to do it, to please let me know because I would be thrilled and delighted to see what you come up with... Especially you Tequila Girl and Sass!!!

Alright, I'm back to contractual fibers and strengthening your prostate... You folks stay cool.