No, im still hiatusing!!!
More beer and fresh hookers for my men please.
ya'll are pissy... snap the fuck out of it.
had to be said. Carry on.
ya'll are pissy... snap the fuck out of it.
had to be said. Carry on.
posted by Everything Nice at 10:10 AM
29 Comments:
I'm PMSing. I need a tampon.
Thank god you realize you're on this shit list!!! Quick, make it all about you!!!
Brainiac if you're PRE menstrual you don't need the tampon yet!
*eye roll*
Hi EN! Hiney anus going well?
men don't use tampons. that's just silly.
OH yes, enjoying the behind the scenes communitcation with retardo boy.
and a little concerned about the welfare of our male counterparts... is it just me or do they need metamucil too?
are you feeling any testosterone tension in your area?
What I can't even whine like a woman correctly now?
fuck it all then. I may as well just eat a box of chocolates and cry at the tractor pull then.
You cry at tractor pulls?
I cried at a tractor pull once, when I dropped my corn dog in the dirt.
Hey man, for once I had nothing to do with any of y'alls 'issues'
thank. god.
Let's just say that the bitchier you guys get... the louder we have to laugh at all the times you call us 'emotional' and 'moody'.
seriously been a gut-busting ride with some of you this week...
BUT HEY. I just offered fresh hookers and beer... lets see a god damn smile!
PM- you want the right or the left fucker?
wow, could you really fit both of my tits in your mouth? I mean, sure they're not great big things but...
see, that would be the hotness right there.... *visualizing*
interesting!
Madame - Sorry I missed that honey.. you know what?!?!? I love corn dogs at tractor pulls...
Nothing like mouthing a jumbo right in front of all them corn bread flannel wearing red neck boys....
*waves at scumbag and bends over in her daisy dukes*
ah-HAH.. see, now that I can do...
You love me and you know this. It's not my fault you can't accept my new girlfriend.
How does that make me pissy? And why aren't I at those tractor pulls?
Actually its genuine concern Shawn. Any woman who puts you in those positions should be slaughtered, but you seem to enjoy it so go you!!
Just remember, you can blow me off alllll daaaayyyy looooonnngg but Im not going to stick around...
you come back, to an empty office... heh. Not my fault!!!
cunts
You know, i dont think they've EVER been called ladies PM!!!
cunta... whatcha doin? beer?
Fucking vs. Love
--the new reality show,
tonight on FOX!
Fucking Love! :>(
Love Fucking! ;-)
Are you serious? Im watching that!!!
Hi Helskel :)
Hi Sug, Im currently working on your email from yesterday... ya got me?
big "atta girl" from me ...!!!!
and a big pat on the ass for you Spirit :)
Hi Emma... :>)}}}
how's the Hi-ass-tus going?
Did you ever get a good opening line for that ejaculatory speech?
K, women don't need to snap, just men. Heather last time I checked you def. weren't a man.
Helskel - I think I did, but Im not sure...
You have any ideas?
Hiatus is good :)
Hmmm Ill have to get about the zodiac after I'm done with Sug..
I promise!!!
Geez, I can't believe I missed all the fun today.........
I'm sad........but happy you're still here....
WOO HOO Emma.........
Did you get my email the other day?
Kristen, you make me giggle!
MUAH! love you em! sorry I have been MIA
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