I loved this meme. so i did it too for the weekend.
1. How tall are you barefoot? 5'3"
2. Favorite movies? The Ususal Suspects, American Wedding, Office Space... It was hard to pick three though.
3. Do you own a gun? We own three. My husband keeps them in his gun safe and doesnt tell anybody about it's location... or it's code... Outta sight, outta mind. WHAT!?!?! For christssake he's a marine... And once a marine, always a marine. He cleans them regularly and sings cadence... It's his happy place.
4. Who is your biggest enemy? Shall I start a list? Feel free to let me know if you need to be added.
5. Favorite Scent? Fresh cut grass. Camp fires. Gasoline. Dry-erase pens. Cookies baking. My husband after working in the yard all day.
6. Do you like hot dogs? heh. Not in that way... no. Lot's of mustard.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Anything by Alvin and the Chipmunks played in fast forward 20 times over....
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? White coffee with sugar.
9. Do you do push-ups? Uh-huh, and then I uhhh. Okay well normally I have to play horsie since my three year old catches me on the floor and jumps on me. "GO MOMMY!! GET-Y-UP!!!
10. Brothers or sisters? Nope. At least none I know about... but my dad was in 'nam so it's anybody's guess.
11. What's your most liked piece of jewelry? Pearl necklace my husband brought back from a small island in Italy. After I wiped that one off with his shirt, he gave me one I could wear in public.
12. What do you take for pain relief? Vicoprofen and 151.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Blatent stupidity and the inept ability to keep my mouth shut after absorbing large amounts of alcohol.
14. Do you own a knife? I have a leatherman I use for fishing and a set of long slim-like daggers I use for the circus.
15. Do you have A.D.D.? What was the question?
16. Middle name? Jobe
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
I wonder if they were laughing about my blogging events... wow ouch.
Maybe I should get dressed.
Did he email me back yet? So much for that response time. Maybe it is bag envy after all.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought. My independance, gas, a rotary saw.
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. Coke black. Coffee. Water
20. What time did you wake up today? 5:45am
21. Current worry? Shawn.
22. Current hate? I try not to hate but if I had to pick one it would be the person that has me worrying about Shawn.
23. Your favorite place to be? Fishing.
24. Least favorite place to be? Jail.
25. Where would you like to go? I'd like to join a cult of people that drink kool-aid after offering their souls to a false idol of upper conciousness. Well, most times anyway... Today I think I'd like to go to the nursery and buy plants. Maybe I'll drink kool-aid while I'm there.
26. Do you own slippers? No, but the husband does... I borrow his and then he yells at me.
27. What shirt are you wearing? Right now, honest to god, im not wearing a shirt. LOL!
28. Do you burn or tan? I tan.... Indian skin.
29. Least favorite color? Seafoam green and peach... together it makes for a lethal combination of eye-vomit.
30. Would you be a pirate? ARG! No, but I'd love to be a beer swilling wench!
31. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? Last night. I had three and that seemed to be enough to absolve #'s21,22, and 24.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? Does an orgasm count? I hit different octaves!
33. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? I was more afraid during day-light hours.... Night was my safe haven.
34. What's in your pockets right now? A kleenex, lighter, and uhh... oh. That's right people.. I have no shirt but I'm wearing pants... figure THAT one out.
35. Last thing that made you laugh? This picture. Thanks T for your help yesterday.
36. Best bed sheets you had as a child? Star wars... with glowing stars.
37. Worst injury you've ever had? Meh. Broken collarbone... had to drive a stick shift to the hospital.. and yeah, was the right collarbone... GO ME!
38. What is your favorite pet? The kind that feeds and walks itself. THANKS MADAME!! LOL
39. How many TVs do you have in your house? Three going on four if my husband has his way.
40. Who is your loudest friend? I have so many... it's a train wreck blasting into a nitroglycerine factory everytime we congregate.
41. Who is your most silent friend? The dead hooker in Scumbag's trunk.... I agree with Madame X, this is a stupid ass question.
42. Does someone have a crush on you? I thought so, but now I'm thinking it might have been more of an intentionally evil ego stroke.
43. Do you wish on stars? Does anybody do that? Does it work? I think that's the one thing I haven't tried yet.
44. What is your favorite book? Hop on Pop
45. What is your favorite candy? Licorice
46. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? "You can't win" by the scarecrow in the movie/musical 'The Wiz'. If you can throw in the funky crows as ushers and have them jive a little around the pews that would be GREAT!
47. What song do you want played at your funeral? American Car - Mike Doughty. Which IS actually on my three song playlist, yeah. Great song. Not sure if anybody understands the lyrics are regarding a hurst or not... but it's a fucking great song to say good-bye to people to.
48. What were you doing at 12 a.m. last night? I was drunk and reciting Little Einstiens Rocket Song.
49. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Fuck it's bright in here, who left the window shade open?
50. Do you have a favorite charity? My friends are my greatest charity because I know where my money goes and it rocks to see them smiling and happy. Though I do contribute to both the March of Dimes and Susan B Komen society as well.
2. Favorite movies? The Ususal Suspects, American Wedding, Office Space... It was hard to pick three though.
3. Do you own a gun? We own three. My husband keeps them in his gun safe and doesnt tell anybody about it's location... or it's code... Outta sight, outta mind. WHAT!?!?! For christssake he's a marine... And once a marine, always a marine. He cleans them regularly and sings cadence... It's his happy place.
4. Who is your biggest enemy? Shall I start a list? Feel free to let me know if you need to be added.
5. Favorite Scent? Fresh cut grass. Camp fires. Gasoline. Dry-erase pens. Cookies baking. My husband after working in the yard all day.
6. Do you like hot dogs? heh. Not in that way... no. Lot's of mustard.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Anything by Alvin and the Chipmunks played in fast forward 20 times over....
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? White coffee with sugar.
9. Do you do push-ups? Uh-huh, and then I uhhh. Okay well normally I have to play horsie since my three year old catches me on the floor and jumps on me. "GO MOMMY!! GET-Y-UP!!!
10. Brothers or sisters? Nope. At least none I know about... but my dad was in 'nam so it's anybody's guess.
11. What's your most liked piece of jewelry? Pearl necklace my husband brought back from a small island in Italy. After I wiped that one off with his shirt, he gave me one I could wear in public.
12. What do you take for pain relief? Vicoprofen and 151.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Blatent stupidity and the inept ability to keep my mouth shut after absorbing large amounts of alcohol.
14. Do you own a knife? I have a leatherman I use for fishing and a set of long slim-like daggers I use for the circus.
15. Do you have A.D.D.? What was the question?
16. Middle name? Jobe
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
I wonder if they were laughing about my blogging events... wow ouch.
Maybe I should get dressed.
Did he email me back yet? So much for that response time. Maybe it is bag envy after all.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought. My independance, gas, a rotary saw.
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink. Coke black. Coffee. Water
20. What time did you wake up today? 5:45am
21. Current worry? Shawn.
22. Current hate? I try not to hate but if I had to pick one it would be the person that has me worrying about Shawn.
23. Your favorite place to be? Fishing.
24. Least favorite place to be? Jail.
25. Where would you like to go? I'd like to join a cult of people that drink kool-aid after offering their souls to a false idol of upper conciousness. Well, most times anyway... Today I think I'd like to go to the nursery and buy plants. Maybe I'll drink kool-aid while I'm there.
26. Do you own slippers? No, but the husband does... I borrow his and then he yells at me.
27. What shirt are you wearing? Right now, honest to god, im not wearing a shirt. LOL!
28. Do you burn or tan? I tan.... Indian skin.
29. Least favorite color? Seafoam green and peach... together it makes for a lethal combination of eye-vomit.
30. Would you be a pirate? ARG! No, but I'd love to be a beer swilling wench!
31. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? Last night. I had three and that seemed to be enough to absolve #'s21,22, and 24.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? Does an orgasm count? I hit different octaves!
33. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? I was more afraid during day-light hours.... Night was my safe haven.
34. What's in your pockets right now? A kleenex, lighter, and uhh... oh. That's right people.. I have no shirt but I'm wearing pants... figure THAT one out.
35. Last thing that made you laugh? This picture. Thanks T for your help yesterday.
36. Best bed sheets you had as a child? Star wars... with glowing stars.
37. Worst injury you've ever had? Meh. Broken collarbone... had to drive a stick shift to the hospital.. and yeah, was the right collarbone... GO ME!
38. What is your favorite pet? The kind that feeds and walks itself. THANKS MADAME!! LOL
39. How many TVs do you have in your house? Three going on four if my husband has his way.
40. Who is your loudest friend? I have so many... it's a train wreck blasting into a nitroglycerine factory everytime we congregate.
41. Who is your most silent friend? The dead hooker in Scumbag's trunk.... I agree with Madame X, this is a stupid ass question.
42. Does someone have a crush on you? I thought so, but now I'm thinking it might have been more of an intentionally evil ego stroke.
43. Do you wish on stars? Does anybody do that? Does it work? I think that's the one thing I haven't tried yet.
44. What is your favorite book? Hop on Pop
45. What is your favorite candy? Licorice
46. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? "You can't win" by the scarecrow in the movie/musical 'The Wiz'. If you can throw in the funky crows as ushers and have them jive a little around the pews that would be GREAT!
47. What song do you want played at your funeral? American Car - Mike Doughty. Which IS actually on my three song playlist, yeah. Great song. Not sure if anybody understands the lyrics are regarding a hurst or not... but it's a fucking great song to say good-bye to people to.
48. What were you doing at 12 a.m. last night? I was drunk and reciting Little Einstiens Rocket Song.
49. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Fuck it's bright in here, who left the window shade open?
50. Do you have a favorite charity? My friends are my greatest charity because I know where my money goes and it rocks to see them smiling and happy. Though I do contribute to both the March of Dimes and Susan B Komen society as well.
posted by Everything Nice at 7:41 AM
16 Comments:
You rock, Emma!
Very insightful....
But I had a hard time not picturing you topless while reading this!
Speaking of lists...where's my list of good porn titles! Damn you!!
You're forgiven!
Licorice *shaking head*
When good candy goes bad.
I.
Love.
The.
Wiz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it any surprise?
You can't Win
You can't break even
and you can't get out of the game...
Damn...that's insightful
FYI throw some dry ice over that hooker before she starts to stink...clorox would work also....
Just saying!
*sheepish grin*
Not YOU but the extra organ thing...I was saying how there are a few blogger men who I wished would grow an extra 'organ' so that I could ummm satisfy two urges at once...but the fact that they would have to grow that extra organ on their foreheads...had us pissin'
Yeah I know it was immature but think about it...you'd have to have special hats made and everything.
It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase dickhead.
great meme... love the little trivia about you.
oh, and thanks for the comment! wow, I was very pleased to see that you'd dropped by.
Awesome meme!!
*grins* gotta love a woman who loves to be fishing!!!!
LMAO I also had those same damn bed sheets :P
Have a great weekend !!!!!
hey ... I'm still crushin' on ya ... how can I not? you're a topless woman who loves fishing, has a leatherman, likes licorice and can hit several octaves during orgasm ... that lucky ass Marine! ooh-rah!
LOL - I have this in "drafts" right now.
Hubby got some spam email last week calling him a pirate and me his wench - we saved it!
I wish on stars. I always have. I don't know if it works but it helps keep me young at heart.
i love this list... i'll probably do it too in the not too distant future :)
happy saturday!
Great list. I love licorice too.
When I first saw that picture I shook my head in disbelief, then a small chuckle came out, the pretty soon I was uncontrollably laughing myself into a ton of tears. Thank you for sharing that.
Great stuff :D
Think I'm gonna have to steal it too
damnit! i should have copied off of you!
what do you know.. the black one is the tallest in the picture... was everyone able to pick out the irish guy and the mexican?
Funny I loved it
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