8.24.2005

Frosty Metronome

This picture strongly represents the mood for today. Thanks to Ming and his friend Ulli for explaining it to me.

Of course, there were other photos in his portfolio that I can connect with ultimately... but, this one takes the cake for today.

I have all sorts of business to attend to today, it is most likely I will not be online for the majority of my Wednesday. I have two meetings, one interview... and misc. errands. One of them being a trip to the DMV... for a license overhaul. Not only is my address wrong but my picture was taken 3 years ago, when I was 9 months pregnant. I am so tired of people denying my alcohol because my picture doesn't look like me currently. Like what? A gal can't lose some weight or what? I was a size 12 after birth of second child... currently a size 3.
I told you sex was a great cardio.

Last nights porno-fest was cancelled due to the necessity of communication between husband and I. The last few days I have been knocked out of my sexual rocker; becoming rather demure and unattentive... perhaps even melancholy. Husband was concerned and asked where his naughty girl was... tried to provoke her to emerge with no luck.
Responsibilites shun Horniness.... I detest responsibility right now. I owe it to myself and my husband to regain that sensual side... I will open the closet today and let her out I think. But first of course responsibilities must be checked-off... which brings me full circle to the tasks of today.

I am off to take care of the items at hand. I should come back to this blog renewed, re-energized, and completely and udderly non-distracted. If I were you, I would watch out... In past experiences it seems that when she is stifled, she comes back full force.

Hence, you've been warned...

40 Comments:

Blogger I. Faddit said...

teresa - I might be able to get Ulli over here (or you to Deutschland) to snap a few shots of you sliding up and down that stripper pole.

Then we can put YOU on our blogs!

Emma, Murph, talk her into it...

8:28 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Ummm... T, I love you truly.

Although I am concerned as to why I was not asked to Duetchland.

wtf?

8:31 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*tear running down cheek*

not helping libido at all.

8:34 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I vote no pole.

I vote T and I embraced, smothered in lubricant... rolling messily on the stage floor.

If not that, then mud wrestling... Murph can ref.

8:38 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger I. Faddit said...

Apologies, my dear. No disrepect intended.

All are invited!

T wrapped around a glistening silver pole; you floating in a sea of latex body parts; me...

...no, let's leave me out of this.

Airfare on Murph!

8:39 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I like the blond red thing.

No T, no pole. We can dirty dance without it.

Murph. you better not even mentioned flying the whole harem...

I could hold you to that.

But then, I could hold you.

8:46 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger I. Faddit said...

OK. Murph does the preliminary shots and coughs up airfare.

No pole.

Ulli should have artistic license as to any other props.

8:48 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Only if we can use that bull whip...

Reminds me of... erg. Never mind.

8:49 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Alright then... you wish to by-pass the 'sweet'? I'll do it for your attitude adjustment.

I could hold you, face first between my legs where it counts... clutching your peanut head within my beer can crushing thighs.

Or, I could hold your balls during the reach around..

which is preffered?

8:51 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

T - no worries, he needs to ejaculate.

Murph, did that work for an attitude adjustment, or what?

Ming... proceed with plans... we will be ready.

8:53 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LMOA
T - see what you have to look forward to?
Notice Murph did not reply?

8:54 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger I. Faddit said...

EN - here's an idea if the attitude adjustment doesn't take. Be sure to get the tickets FIRST. OK?.

8:57 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

go with it T... I am, it's working well.

8:57 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Ming, I am so sorry I clicked on that. Now I have to start all over again!

Bah.

8:59 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

No silly, I am double jointed.

Which enables me to reach around while in front. Such a talent, I assure you...

Otherwise, the thigh lock is not to inflict pain... it's to keep you stable.

9:05 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger sassinak said...

murph perhaps someone else is in front already?

9:07 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LOL.

I have to go TCB... meeting time.

Will catch up with ya'll later.

9:11 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

She's got you there Murph.

11:09 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Can i have it too. I will then submit my tat pics.

11:25 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Umm, shave? Where exactly is this tat located?

Visuals are interesting...

Intrigued

11:28 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

OMG! *spoken like an OC cheeleader* No offense intended... much love to Orange County.

I have a tat in almost exactly the same place!!!

See... we were meant to be together. Pray tell, which side (from your perspective)?

11:32 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

No fair.

11:36 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

LMAO crotch tattoo party!

It's ok, without giving too much away I can tell you that there is some Orange County dirt in my immediate vicinity.

That was so elusive, and yet so mysterious.

11:39 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I think I'll get my black light out for that one.

11:40 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

*sung to a funny little tune*

I'm gonna make it with T, I'm gonna make it with T... la la la la la la la la

11:43 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Absolutely.. I majored in innocence, with a second degree in just plain kinky.

Murph, admit you're on half hard right about now.

11:48 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

T - I sent you an email...

11:53 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger I. Faddit said...

T - you may never go back...

11:53 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger I. Faddit said...

And I can't imagine a more skilled and dedicated guide than the princess of Mount Venus.

Enjoy the ride!

11:57 AM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

I'm here.. have no fear

Shit that rhymed...

12:07 PM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

You have two.. I sent it to the TB instead of the TN...

Will resend.

12:08 PM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

Alright T, send me something, I will reply back.. I think I need to adjust firewall settings...

12:14 PM, August 24, 2005  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just ran into your blog - nice! I just started discovering blogs and the people that write them - it's hard to read them all. Have to keep my garden rose site up and running too! Ok - I won't promise you a rosegarden but feel free to check it out if you get time :-)

1:19 PM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger sassinak said...

damm girl and you were jealous when i hit 40 comments one whole time.

also, not fair, not fair at all that you two ladies live SO FUCKING far away.

*sulk*

4:08 PM, August 24, 2005  
Blogger sassinak said...

hrm i wonder who he thinks will pay for lunch?

i hate being nice... i so don't want to be nice today, i want to be a bitch and not helpful and go back to bed dammit!

6:42 AM, August 25, 2005  
Blogger Everything Nice said...

No doubt he thinks I will.

8:14 AM, August 25, 2005  

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