Oral Roberts secret survey

Oral sex, and is it fixation related.
The topic of the speech I will now rant about, and perhaps throw in a BAM of neat education for you... k, prolly not.

you never really know around here :)

Last time I heard his speech in the "practice rounds", the part about how we learned to give head was what threw me off. I swore I'd punch the guy for that. 30 minutes of my life wasted on memorable blow jobs. It was almost like bad porn, and yet... strangely exciting. Overall and mostly I was distracted on thinking back to HOW i learned my oral skill. Hmmm. Okay, you try it.. do you remember? Okay I do, but I sucked. literally. He didn't mind... anyway.

I mean, hear me out on this... I (speaking for only myself) never learned how to give a blow job from a friend, family member *GAG*, or any reference manual.

At 6 yrs old I did not intentionally eat my melty Push-Up popsicle all slutty to get the boys in a fluster.

At 16 years old I did not sit in the cafeteria in high school and orally molest my banana to the football team.

At 18 years old I did not say "Hey, do you suck dick like this? Or like that?" to my girlfriends when we sat in the church parking lot for lunch.

We didn't simulate our sucking tactics at the bachlorette party, either of them. Okay dammit we did at the first one, but it wasn't to learn a damn thing. It was tequila.

I did not EVER ask a guy to show me how to fucking do it either. Jesus. I can see that catastrophe unfolding before my eyes.

I ate pussy before I ever sucked a dick, just want to make that clear.
And though the two are very different, if you know how to work your tongue first, you'll always be 'in.'

A similar analogy would be to learn to drive a stick before an automatic since the first one requires a higher level of difficulty. The second ones a breeze... Honestly, if you can make a girl cum, you can easily make a guy cum. FACT!

Men are slutty compared to women. It's a blessing.

Of course, I'm not saying that if you've never eaten a girl out you couldn't be a great pro at it. I will never preach to be the best blow jobber ever because every technique is either different, or it's card board. I'm just not cardboard.
Sure, I have gotten compliments... but DUH he's a guy that just came on my face... what is he gonna say?... Jesus that was shitty, gimme my $40 bucks back? Um no.

Where were we?

Oh yes, oral fixation as it relates to oral sex. Apparently we didn't make a big deal about oral sex and it's many benefits until Pre-Christian Ancient Rome, but then it was a big taboo thing and they wouldn't have dinner with you if you gave oral. Alright that was a joke...

Actually the Romans that practiced fellatio in those days were considered a health risk and often not asked into the homes of others; since it was believed that the genitals were dirty and thus putting your mouth on them would dictate bad breath, terrible oral hygiene, and overall unclean yucky funkiness. *shrug*

These days if you suck dick you get a free dinner, and a show!

The Greecians totally didn't mind though.

Let's jump to the here and now of it. Please, I'm having visions of naughty greecian girls... its fetching.. I just wanna shave them first.

So Mr. Oral begins to approach the items of how and why we give oral sex. Mr. Oral looked like he'd never given oral sex a day in his life... But, he knew what he was talking about that's for certain. I had to forgive him for his idiotness about the when did you learn to give a blow job thing... and give him mad props for the need to fulfill oral fixation issues.

He made a good point.

When you're in an intimate moment with your partner, do you want to taste their skin first and foremost?

When you are ready for the interaction, do you think to please your partner first? Or is it pleasing to you? Or both maybe?

Do you contemplate putting oral sex above all else, even over penetration? Is it a desire more so than sex?

My answers: A) Uh yep. check. B) Wow. hmm, k I like both for that one for sure C) Oh yes sometimes oral is better than sex in certain situations. I desire it sure yes. Jesus I am a cock holster....

And after cementing in my head the fact that smokers, gum chewers, and grazers are indeed far more inclined to be orally attached.... He presented the zones.

Like, the "delicate underside" thing. Tell me you know about the delicate underside?

Immediately my tongue went HELLO! MY NAME IS....
and I reminesced about running my tongue up a shaft like a champ.

Flicking, moving, sliding, sucking... just terrible awful thoughts that are extremely distracting for my concentration. To make matters worse, then I began salivating somewhat as he talked about the glans and tip pressure on the roof of the mouth.

My tongue itched. My clit twitched. My finger jerked and I have no clue why the finger jerked.... and as I tried to readjust myself in my chair and insist myself refocus, I non-chalantly rubbed the slight drool from my lips with my fingers.

Mr. Oral stops his presentation, looks around the audience and says. "I notice a lot of you out there needing a napkin to wipe the drool away. If you're experiencing excessive salivation right now, you can rest assured you are in fact orally driven and fixated."

Wow. How fucking scientific and yet uncouth of Mr. Oral to take advantage of finding out which audience members dick diet. Smart man. Though, I was kinda embarrassed you guys. And at the same time it rocked that there were so many cock smokers in one room!!! I wanted a big group hug after that.

After that and again, I didn't get too into the rest of his speech... I was eye-balling the droolers.