Quick look!!! It's the list!!
Kristen said I had to do this list. She's a beautiful hard ass Kentucky girl so I figured she could pretty much dictate whatever she wanted to me as long as mud wrestling is involved. And in light of the last few evenings of beligerant drinking I'm failing to find any inspiration for this blog.
I'm hoping to find it this weekend :)
Memorial day is a day to remember those we've lost fighting for the freedoms of our country. Annually I take my children to a local military cemetary to place flowers on the graves of the unknown soldiers. It opens their eyes to the realities of war and freedom, it also reminds them that many have sacrificed for their blessings.
I invite GW and Rumsfeld to join us (asshats), we can talk about that whole "weapons of mass destruction bullshit" over Starbucks and then I'll take them down to the fetish room and spank their asses.
After that Cheney and I will play "shoot the clay pigeons".
Anyway... My list. The BOLD PURPLE ones are the one's that are true...
I've Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I've Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex.
I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex.
I've Never Had A Three-Some.
I've Never Been In Love.
I've Never Had Sex In A Public Place.
I've Never Had Group Intercourse.
I've Never Been Spanked.
I've Never Been Tied Up.
I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone.
I've Never Made Out With A Stranger.
I've Never Gone On A Blind Date.
I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor.
I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker.
I've Never Had Sex At The Office.
I've Never Been Married.
I've Never Been Divorced.
I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week.
I've Never Posed Nude.
I've Never Watched Porn.
I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them.
I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner.
I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party.
I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room.
I've Never Flashed Anyone.
I've Never Met Anyone From Online.
I've Never Cheated On My Significant Other.
I've Never Masturbated.
I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Myself.
I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Someone Else.
I've Never Danced On A Table Or Bar.
I've Never Strip-Teased For Anyone.
I've Never Received A Rim Job.
I've Never Given A Rim Job.
I've Never Received A Hand Job.
I've Never Given A Hand Job.
I've Never Had Sex In A Hammock.
I've Never Performed Oral Sex.
I've Never Received Oral Sex.
I've Never Had Anal Sex.
I've Never Had Sex involving a strapon.
I've Never Given/Received A Golden Shower.
I've Never Had Sex With Someone While Fantasizing About Having Sex With Someone Else.
I've Never Had A Sex Dream.
I've Never Had An Orgasm By Myself.
I've Never Had An Orgasm With/By Someone Else.
I've Never Had Phone Sex.
I've Never Had Cyber Sex.
I've Never Role-Played.
I've Never Played Strip Poker.
Uhhhh... Yeah soooo... heh. Golden shower any body?!?!!? Jesus. Have a great weekend all :) I'll be around.
I'm hoping to find it this weekend :)
Memorial day is a day to remember those we've lost fighting for the freedoms of our country. Annually I take my children to a local military cemetary to place flowers on the graves of the unknown soldiers. It opens their eyes to the realities of war and freedom, it also reminds them that many have sacrificed for their blessings.
I invite GW and Rumsfeld to join us (asshats), we can talk about that whole "weapons of mass destruction bullshit" over Starbucks and then I'll take them down to the fetish room and spank their asses.
After that Cheney and I will play "shoot the clay pigeons".
Anyway... My list. The BOLD PURPLE ones are the one's that are true...
I've Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I've Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex.
I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Opposite Sex.
I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex.
I've Never Had A Three-Some.
I've Never Been In Love.
I've Never Had Sex In A Public Place.
I've Never Had Group Intercourse.
I've Never Been Spanked.
I've Never Been Tied Up.
I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone.
I've Never Made Out With A Stranger.
I've Never Gone On A Blind Date.
I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher or Professor.
I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker.
I've Never Had Sex At The Office.
I've Never Been Married.
I've Never Been Divorced.
I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week.
I've Never Posed Nude.
I've Never Watched Porn.
I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them.
I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner.
I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party.
I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room.
I've Never Flashed Anyone.
I've Never Met Anyone From Online.
I've Never Cheated On My Significant Other.
I've Never Masturbated.
I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Myself.
I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Someone Else.
I've Never Danced On A Table Or Bar.
I've Never Strip-Teased For Anyone.
I've Never Received A Rim Job.
I've Never Given A Rim Job.
I've Never Received A Hand Job.
I've Never Given A Hand Job.
I've Never Had Sex In A Hammock.
I've Never Performed Oral Sex.
I've Never Received Oral Sex.
I've Never Had Anal Sex.
I've Never Had Sex involving a strapon.
I've Never Given/Received A Golden Shower.
I've Never Had Sex With Someone While Fantasizing About Having Sex With Someone Else.
I've Never Had A Sex Dream.
I've Never Had An Orgasm By Myself.
I've Never Had An Orgasm With/By Someone Else.
I've Never Had Phone Sex.
I've Never Had Cyber Sex.
I've Never Role-Played.
I've Never Played Strip Poker.
Uhhhh... Yeah soooo... heh. Golden shower any body?!?!!? Jesus. Have a great weekend all :) I'll be around.
posted by Everything Nice at 7:45 AM
122 Comments:
BWUAHAHAHAHA!
I was waiting and waiting for the purple...
I did think you meant the Z list...still waiting for that but you must be busy!
's'k!
Let's just say I'd have A LOT of those in bold purple. I've led a very sheltered life.
Damn, I have to get out more.
*Jumps around and claps hands*
Emma did a list!!!!
Mud wrestling? Let's go.........it stormed here all last night so we've got plenty of mud.......just saying
Have a great weekend
Well yeah I will be doing the Z next week :) It's hard to be verbose on my Z-NESS when I'm plastered to a bottle of 151... but I'm trying!!!
Snav - You know, and on the contrary... I'm feeling either over experienced or slutty!!!
It's raining here too Kristen, Your place or mine? I've got my bikini!!
you ... are ... the ... shit
*bows in your direction*
*bows back*
I was totally just reading your TAO!!! How funny is that... Great minds think alike.
Wanna play strip poker D? I'm not very good at it....
woohoooo...so I came by and checked out that list.
Damn..now I'm even more jealous, girl...:)
So tell us 'bout this sex in a hammock...and scars, too, I see??
heh. Well the hammock was difficult but it was used like in a swing link manner whereas I was sitting sideways in the hammock and he was standing....
just swing the hammock and ye shall be fufilled ;)
as far as the scars, I have one on my waist from where I came in contact with a whip the wrong way, and another on my neck from rope burn...
true dat.
Nobody should ever be jealous of me... EVER :)
LOL that is one heck of list *grins*
MUD WRESTLING !!! Hell Yeah I'll pay to see that *grabs some popcorn and a beer then takes a seat*
Have a great weekend!!
Thanks Slider :) Mud wrestling would indeed be soooo much fun.
*pout* I just need somebody to play with.
You game?
Ah...so that doesn't sound as difficult as I'd pictured...
Always interested in hearing 'bout scars incurred...:)
Thanks for the explanations.
I don't know about anyone else, but what they say about woman in their 30's and their increased sex drive is true. What sucks is when your husband is so fucking vanilla and lacks any sense of adventure.
He and a fellow employee found a bag of sex toys someone forgot at the hotel where he works. OMG - he could barely even tell me about it. Got all red and flustered. Almost passed out that I knew the names of some of the things he was describing and what they were used for. The fear in his eyes kinda turned me on. So .....
your experience makes your style that much hotter :D
mmm. *daydreams of being run over by Em*
I am always game *grins*
*flexes* LMAO *winks*
Thanks April, you should stick around... It gets better!! :D
I still have my birthday party post to do!!
Snav - LMAO so... You take vanilla husband by the hand, buy him drinks... and take advantage of him your way? Sans toys first... Hmm. I wonder if we need to build a strategy for you.... Custom tailored even.
HH - Can I come up there and spend the weekend with you and Sass? Please? I doubt we'd cross anything off this list but we could certainly tackle a few on yours and hers! ;)
Slider - K, I wear the bikini, you be naked :)
Oh PM that's the letter Madame gave me...
I've been whittling away at it and only recently found my words... :) I wanted to use words that my own brain called to the surface instead of popping open the dictionary...
so, its taken me a little time. My mind seems to have been on 'spin' cycle... It needed a good rinse and now it's headed for the dryer. Next week will be good for Z's. :)
Hah, I was wondering if "anything" was bolded. Out of all of them I'm glad the one that's bolded is the golden showers. Talk about inconceivable...
Bad girl eh?
Anteros - Bad girl? Okay yes, guilty!!! But I live in and for the moment instead of behind it.
and yeah Golden showers are a NO GO!!!
Welcome and thanks!! :D
PM - LMAO vortex of boringness, awesome descript!!
OMFG... yes please ;) 2 caveats though.
1. Sass & I are not included in the same encounter. It just can't be done. She'll concur.
2. My permission slip must be signed by my girlfriend (MightyDoll) and include her in the fun.
other than that, the possibilities are just shy of endless.
*whew* Pondering that makes me break a sweat!
ummm errr hmmm deal but you would atleast have to be topless *winks*
yeah where is that birthday post!!! Maybe it will be in your birthday suit!! (LOL ok that was F-ing corny) *grins*
damm girl... you beat me!
and i've tried nearly everything once *grin*
R-Kelly is available this weekend, Em.
Okay HH deal, sheesh! Like I wouldn't include mightydoll... Work on that permission slip. As far as Sass is concerned... I think you're right. Sass and I would have to do the one on one thing I think.
Sensual and slow.... heh. Now IM breaking a sweat!! Damn you canadians!!! *SMOOCHES*
Sug - I've been absent as well, no worries about the note... I know you had business to take care of... Important business :D
I'll make you stay after class anyway though.
Slider - You know, I admit I flinched to posting the birthday story... But I'm doing it anyway because I promised... And well yeah you may see a birthday suit or two in there LOL!!
I have phone cam pictures!!
Sass- this sweet bad girl wants us. *jello knees*
Sass - we were talking about you behind your back... spank me?
Dom - How bout you? you available? Don't piss on me... But wassay we check out 9 1/2 weeks.. I think it's playing downtown somewhere.
We'll sit in the backrow where no one can see us.
Oh...I'll stick around...:D
Can't wait to see what else you come up with.
I thought I got to mud wrestle!!!
I'm first people.......get in line
maybe i need one of them "take a number machines..."
OOOH we could do a best match, meaning whoever wins takes on the next person, and so on and etc...
It would have to start Kristen and I, and then it's anybodies guess who would be next!!!
Either that or we could say fuck the mud wrestling and all play strip poker... at a really big table...
Either way works for me.........
I've never played strip poker
I've striped but I don't know how to play poker
See perfect, I can play poker kinda... my poker face sucks.
But my poke her face is awesome.
Most times I end up naked first.
You're welcome and BTW... My kid still has four weeks left of school so neener!!!
Teachers pet? Hows about pet the teacher instead... that would be fun.
*tapping ruler*
Fuck you totally called me out on that Sug... good job.
ooOOooooOO strip poker sounds pretty good tooo *grins*
or a free for all battle royale of mud wrestling LOL (yeah scary I actually know pro wrestling terms) *smirks*
*grins* gotta love phone cams thery can come in so handy sometimes
I don't see "I've never had a bukake picnic with a dozen Japanese businessmen with a Pokemon rammed up my pooper" on the list.
Blondie - you know, it's only a text away!!! Sometimes you're right there with me.
And Im thinking I need to put a count down up here til some of these things are crossed off your list. HA. xoxoxox
Slider- Oooh, with a big cage even... CAGE MUD MATCH!!! HOT!!!
zabaglione
zap
zarf
zeal
ZEBAR
zeitgeist
ZEN
zenith
zeppelin
zerosum
zest
zuegma
zilch
zing/er
zipper
zone
zoster
Just some Z words for you...I had my dictionary open
:D
Headache's still here gotta go lay down!
Sug - pprrrrr.
Dom - If it were there, it prolly wouldnt be bold either.
It was pikachu, snorlax wouldn't fit and charazard what a little too frightening.
I still remember the soft sound of "picaaaa chhheeeewwww" wafting in the breeze and the sushi.
ZEBRA!!!
jeesh...damn migraine!
zpenis
zpussy
znicerack
LMAO some of those are definitely in my post! I wont reveal which, furthermore I want so bad to comment on a couple of those but it will have to wait!!
I love the letter Z. It makes me zippy and full of zest.
Dom - So, is that code? Are you trying to tell me something?
fo shizzle my bizzle
LOL yes that would defiiiii...ummmmMMMMmmMMmm errrrr *clears throat* excuse me a sec
Yes that would definitely be HOT
ZOOLANDER !!!!
You've had your urban dictionary open again, haven't you?
ZOOLANDER!!! YES!! But with beautiful women.... Everywhere!!!
Kinda like John candy gets it in Stripes...
Love that movie.
...nope. I'm just drinking gallons of Evian in the event I bump into you soon.
Promise I won't aim for the eyes.
YES now that would be perfect!!!!! LOLOL But of course the more the merrier
EN: darlin' ... you have no idea how badly I want to say those three magic words to you ...
"I'm all in."
heh
Dom were you at that seminar? I feel creepy about you stalking me... Next time just come up and say something, we could have laughed at that huge vagina together.
You would have had to been there to know about the water intake fucker... were you there?
<--- paranoid
Slider... So you wanna be tackled by mud covered half naked women then? OKAY ME TOO!!!
D: *bites lip*
all in eh? Get the mirror and show me... heh. heh. heh.
And dammit D, put on your poke her face when you do that!!!
EN: *pushes my chip stack all in*
you gonna call, girl?
hah! I keeeel me ;)
LOL who in their right mind wouldn't want too !!!!
*grins*
hmmm no-limit texas hold em strip poker would be very very interesting Dzer lol
D: Turn and burn baby, I'm alll suited for ya.
I call, and raise.
Slider - We have so much in common then! Are you a vagitarian too!?!?!?
LMFAO now there is a word I haven't heard in a long time....And you are damn right I am *grins* Is there anything better ?
uhhh. well only one thing I can think of!! Starts with a P, or D depending on what you call it... sometimes a C...
why can't it start with a z though, that would be a great addition to the list.
naughty very very naughty *grins*
maybe you should make up your own word for it that starts off with a Z *grins*
HOLLA! That's a great idea!! I'm on that!!!
Err or "I'm all over that!"
LOL yeah maybe a little of both...you'd be on THAT and then all over it......*grins*
Hey Emma.........can you pop over to my blog for a minute and explain a position to PM, I'm not doing a good job of it
69 BEOTCHES
I'll be there in a minute.
Have a Great Weekend!
I hope you find the inspiration this weekend you're looking for.
Thanks Robyn :) your HNT was smokin', good job honey... have a great weekend.
Thanks Em. That's a huge compliment, cause your pics rock!
uhh, robyns fairly stacked.... It would seriously be a no-compete!!
The position on the bed was hot though, not sure I could come close to her picture :)
Robynb: yeah that is one smokin HOT pic....It is very beautiful
ppffffft I am sure we would all agree on your pics EN, you can most definitely hold your own with anyone!
AWWWWW!!! Thank you *blush* Sorry to disappoint this week.... I wasn't 'feelin' it, ya know?
I love Emma's pics, just saying
I love Emma's pics, just saying
bah!! I know I wasn't disappointed...I actually thought it was frikkin hilarious.......I agree with PM you should try out that position I bet you would look amazing
zoushty
A z word for the c word?
Crap...yak again!
PM - Black bikini pics are in the que... I can't touch Robyn's HNT, it is unique and beautiful :)
Kristen - So nice you said it twice!!!
Murphy - shocking! I'm still waiting for the opportunity to ream your ass with a pylon... Shoulda never turned down that jacket hun!
Slider - We'll see... My bed isn't nearly as neat...
Camera man? Good idea!!!
have we done zinger yet?
Madame, can I massage your head with my tingler?
i keep it in my nightstand.
Kristen!!! shhhhh!! (Zingers are on my list!!!)
Hmmm, another Z word.......
Zonkers?
ok, I can't think of another Z word........
Zonkers and Zingers were my limit
Zinfandel - Yummy.
Neck rubs are good... full body massages with oil are better.
Lube and visqueen much better.
Zirconia?
The fake diamonds, right?
zirconia, zinfandel and zingers should go together always.
AGREED! You ever done lube and visqueen PM?
Well you can use a tarp, ground cover, or shower curtain.... Visqueen is like a glossy sheet of plastic that you put on the bed...
then you lube up, all over... and the rest is... well...
hehehehe.
Why isn't THAT on the list?!?!?
heheheee! NOTED!
Choco sauce and body paint!!!
Choco sauce?
mmmmm. Chocolate sauce and Zingers... and Zinfandel. Alright dammit I'm ready for this friggin weekend to begin!!!
heh. you said cream filling.
and shaft.
holy fuck, is my webcam on?
How did you know that?
uhh. yes i did, in my fishing post i did... that would have been a couple mondays ago.
Dude. read the post again.. NOTHING about that trip was G-rated I assure you.
I raped my husband no more than 5 feet from J and her husband.
and I was loud too, jesus...
You can find us at the grocery store, or PTA meetings...
soccer practice, ballet lessons, walking down the street in our corporate attire...
the trick is, we're married... thus we swing... not the other way around.
Be sincere and honest about your sexuality from the very inception of the relationship.
When a man opens himself up to a woman no matter how kinky or perverse, normally the woman will accept and propel him.
unless you've found her at the local church bake off, or book club.
oh, unless she's catholic, then it's balls to the walls.
oh shit sorry... i misread.
well, if she hits on you blatently, its a go... I always eye fuck unsuspecting victims...
thats your cue, if there's a ring on her finger
BINGO!!!!
mmmmmMMMmm catholic women !!!!!
oh hell kinky women in general !!!! *grins*
You know Murphy, I'm a giver for you... Anything I can do at all to assist you.. .You just let me know, k?
Slider - I know, loves me some catholic red heads. *sigh*
I know the eye fuck well... in fact, a lot of women do... it's just that sometimes, you guys don't get it is all...
you think we're like, wanting to be all intellectual and what not.
we just want your dick.
yep you definitely gotta love redheads....*grins evilly* there's just something about a red head in bed !!!
How about two red heads in bed?
you know... i had the pleasure of introducing someone to the joys of 'wet platinum'
that was fun
*evil fuckin' grin*
AHHH the joys of Wet Platinum *giggle*
I love wet platinum, seriously stuff rocks for the lube wrestling and its not SOOO EXPENSIVE that you can't afford to buy a whole vat of it.
dude i buy that shit whether i have a partner or not... and i never mind 'accidentally' using the whole bottle *eg*
pppfffft shit I don't know if I could even imagine two red heads in bed!!! *grins* a three-way with all red heads would be frikkin amazing !!
the thing is... if em was one of the redheads?
i wouldn't want the distraction of another one...
SOUNDS DO-ABLE TO ME!!!
Sass - Heh. Dammit you always get me blushing!!!! *g* Everywhere!!!
K, see that would be cool if I were on the East coast.
Hell yea Id be at the bar. But no, I am at work.
and I suck.
Did someone say redheads?
I have a weakness for redheads!
Come and get me sweetie. I wont run... fast.
yeah that would be most do-able!!!!
Shit and I won't be headed to the bars for another couple of hours
hmmm... So slider you must be in my timezone, either that or you work nights and drink in the mornings....
hmmmmmm.
maybe so I am in the central time zone but I won't be going out till later in the evening...lol plus I work a 4-10 schedule so when I do not work overtime I am off Fri, sat, and sun. *grins* gives me much more time to play and recover
SHIT, not that there's anything wrong with your company... :)
but, I honestly have to wonder if there is anybody in the Pacific Time Zone that blogs....
because the only person I knew of doesn't blog anymore and she only pokes her pretty head in once and a small while....
*sigh*
*hand in chin*
LOL!!! I would so rather work 4 10's then 5 8's... actually I work 6 10's... jesus too many numbers!!!
LOLOL yeah I have noticed that there are a lot more people in the central and eastern time zones who blog.
yeah 4-10's rock but until this weekend I have been working 6-12's...but oh well such is life I suppose...atleast I have 4 days off this weekend to party it up !!!!
Lucky bastard, i have three and i have to mix business with pleasure...
*sigh*
Thats OK though, Im hitting it hard tonight :)
that's such a double entendre it's not even funny!!
WHOA! It counts PM!! It counts!
True that! And last minute details to be wrapped up before the weekend.
Or weekend reservations that need to be confirmed for all the neat stuff my boss gets to do...
or... or... *sigh*
yeah they do rock PM we had to fight hard for that one but they gave in after two years!!
heheh damn EN that is such a sexy thing say *grins*
GOOD POINT both of you :)
and with that I must go do some dictation and dive into rush hour traffic and then home to cuddle with a bottle for a while.
If all goes well I'll be around tonight... if all goes better I'll be with a red head.
Thanks guys, for keeping me good company... Next time let's take our clothes off when we chat... would be more fun.
KISSES!
LOL well good luck EN, hopefully we won't hear from you till the morning *grins* remember the phone cam!!! LOLOL *Winks*
Have a great weekend ALL of you
My purple ones (many of which I intend to keep purple!):
I've Never French-Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex.
I've Never Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex.
I've Never Been Tied Up.
I've Never Gone On A Blind Date.
I've Never Had Sex At The Office.
I've Never Been Divorced.
I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner.
I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room.
I've Never Used A Sex Toy On Myself.
I've Never Given A Hand Job.
I've Never Had Sex In A Hammock.
I've Never Had Sex involving a strapon.
I've Never Given/Received A Golden Shower.
I've Never Role-Played.
yeah we with phone cam pics toooo!!!!! *grins*
Have a great frikkin weekend *winks*
OK, although I feel it is gross I will sacrifice myself and let you pee on me just to finish your list :)
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